Canada, reasons to attack...

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

exactly, we should bomb them back to the stone age for letting her anywhere near a microphone.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

#3 reason is to tap the sweet *** of shania twain

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

BS!!!

 

nG

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

no, 4eel that is the third reason to attack.

 

[vgeek 10+ year member]

So that site is more trustworthy than the real Fox News, right?

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

#1 reason to invade Canada:
They are holding out on a shit tone of oil that belongs to us.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif bastages!

 

[Twilight 10+ year member]

I think this article proves 2 things:

1. Everything has to be turned into a global warming crisis.

2. Even Canadians don't know anything about Canada.

The vast majority of Canada's energy comes from hydroelectric generation. So much, in fact, that in most areas the electric company's name contains the word "hydro," which is commonly used to refer to electricity in general (e.g., "I just got ***** on my hydro bill!"). So what Canadians are wasting for the most part is... flowing water. Oh noes the flowing water is teh wastehge!!!11

Canada also has some of the most advanced nuclear technology in the world, and produces more uranium than any other nation. Our nuclear technology is marketed around the world, specifically for its increased safety and its ability to generate power from natural uranium, rather than enriched uranium which can be used to make explosives.

Shania hasn't lived in Canada for years, she's in Switzerland with her family. But please take Celine Dion. Seriously. She looks like a product of Chernobyl.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Canadian tuxedo!!!!

 

[jrerun21 10+ year member]

I knew those Canadian bastages were causing problems.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif that'll be the next word for my adopt-a-word day