Buttermilk biscuits

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Now I'm your big mal dropper, mud duck stopper

Fila on the bottom and Adidas on the topper

Transform scratchin', big beat matchin'

I can tell you're getting jealous by the looks I'm catchin'

I hate dumb skeezers, MC beaters

Drop 5 grand on my bird white needer?

Smooth like ice, don't get nice

Just turn up the box for the Mix-A-Lot slice (huh huh)

Y'all ready to get busy? (huh huh!)

Now, buttermilk biscuits here we go

SIFT the flour roll the dough

Clap your hands and stomp your feet

Move your butt to the funky beat (huh huh)

Buttermilk biscuits (x 3)

(Lord have mercy Mix-A-Lot's our here rappin' about biscuits now)

We're from L.A. to the Carolinas

Dip them suckers in Aunt Jemima

Don't make a difference what food you make

Use buttermilk biscuits to clean your plate

You eat 'em in the morn', you eat 'em at night

Kentucky Fried Chicken makes the suckers just right

I am eat 'em with jelly it's my favorite deally

Wrapped and sealed by a freak named Shelley (huh huh)

Buttermilk biscuits (x 3)

One day I kissed my freak, hit the street

Looking for something to eat

In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swass

All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss

Said I gotta eat now, can't eat later

Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter

The boy walked up, and what did he say?

Say, buttermilk biscuits free today!

So what you waitin' on boy, get up shake a leg

Gimme 10 of them suckers with grits and eggs

A glass of Koolaid and a whole stick of butter

Them biscuits make me a superfast cutter (huh huh)

Now grab that can and wrap it in your hand

Bang that sucker till THE DOUGH EXPANDS

PUT them suckers up in your oven

Grab your girlie and get a little lovin'

Add a BIT of honey if you want to get funny

Microwave the suckers if you want your honey runny

GONNA get naughty at the Mix-A-Lot party

And rub them suckers all over your body (huh huh)

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[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Win!

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

Operator's voice:

(Welcome to Sky Pager)

(*sound of beeper going off, appears throughout song*)

[sir Mix A-Lot] (Operator's voice)

Beepers ...

Beepers ...

Beepers ...

Beepers ...

(Welcome to Sky Pager)

Beepers

(Press the pound key after each entry)

[sir Mix-A-Lot]

I'm rollin like a Playboy beep, beep, beep

Just another page, just another freak

Cops say I'm bangin, girls say I'm slangin

Just cause my black Cross Courts be hangin

Ah huh, that's it baby

Beep diddy beep, will I call you maybe

Sky Pager looks like a Phaser

That's the attire of a Northwest player

San Jose, I got a show

Chillin like a champ with a girl in a limo

There we go again, I got a beep

The girl got nosy beggin for a peep

Get off me girl, this is business

I'm workin it and you can't witness

A Oakland skeeso, how do I know

Cause 415 was the area code

Turn it off, turn it on, so I won't get busted

You know rap stars never get trusted

Baby wanna get so I put it on vibrate

How does Mix-A-Lot communicate

[break - Sir Mix-A-Lot] (Operator's voice)

With beepers, baby, haha

Beepers

(Welcome to Sky Pager)

Beepers

(To use Sky Pager)

Beepers

(Press the pound key after each entry)

Beepers

(Please enter the pin number you wish)

(Sky Pager) - 3X

Beepers

(Sky, Sky, Sky Pager)

[sir Mix-A-Lot]

1-800-759-7243

But if you ain't got that pin number dummy, you can't call me

To hook up with Mix you gotta call that number

Then sit by the phone and wonder

Will he call? If you're fine I might

If you're a duck (*no dial tone sound*) good night

I got a cellular but you can't have my digits

Motorola beeps and the boy gets with it

Code one, two (Yo come on black

you gonna tell her about me, what's up with that?)

That's Attitude Adjuster, my homey

Huggin more girls than Bellica Rolee

Gettin 'em sprung, bustin 'em out

Rollin up dames, cause he's got that clout

Pullin young females, yank 'em on the stage

One fell prey when she called that page

(*numbers dialing sound*) called his beeper

Sweetie got sprung but he might not keep her

He never called back, so she called me

(Where's Attitude at? He was supposed to meet me)

I don't know but I'm wishin you luck

How does Attitude Adjuster hook up?

[break - Sir Mix-A-Lot] (Operator's voice)

With beepers

(If you wish to send message 777-9311)

With beepers

(Enter telephone number or numeric message

Press the pound key now)

[sir Mix-A-Lot]

Pagers, call 'em what you want

Some brothers some brothers wear fake ones, still tryin to flaunt

Walkin in a party, lookin like Joker

Big ole six inch garage door opener

Not me, cause my bank is set

Three dope Benzos, one Corvette

I'm not braggin or movin them thangs

Just clockin them dollars at the real estate game

(Sky Pager)

Telepage Northwest, satellite service pushed to test

Got a beep from a girl named Natalie

My memory slip, cause I need a new battery

Power on, display light's up

Incoming calls from the girls with butts

Girls call cause they might get lonely

Ha .. I run 'em like ponies

Pick 'em up, put 'em in the Benzo

I get a beep and I leave 'em in limbo

That's right I'm livin like that

What do I keep pinned to the strap

[break - Sir Mix-A-Lot]

My beeper ...

Beepers ...

Beepers ...

Beepers ...

[sir Mix-A-Lot]

Oh yeah, girls got 'em too

They keep 'em in their purse, plain and cool

Big players, rollin up fellas

They comin up but they never will tell us

Smooth, ha, I bet you didn't know

The girl you called dumb was clockin your dough

Jackin ball players and never gettin tossed

Done worked every brother on the Seahawks

Yeah, she looks good, but she thinks she's swift

Tryin to pull up on the Mix-A-Lot tip

Sittin in the movie, she stepped out smooth

Oh baby girl, I got one too

[break - Sir Mix-A-Lot] (Operator's voice)

A beeper ...

(Sky Pager) -2X

Beepers ...

(Sky Pager)

Beepers ...

(Sky Pager)

Beepers ...

(Sky Pager)

(Enter telephone number)

Beepers

(Or numeric message 777-9311)

Beepers ...

(If you wish to send message) ...

(Sky Pager) ...

(If you wish to send message) ...

(Sky Pager) ...

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Operator's voiceWelcome to Sky Pager)

(*sound of beeper going off, appears throughout song*)

[sir Mix A-Lot] (Operator's voice)

Beepers ...

Beepers ...

Beepers ...

Beepers ...

(Welcome to Sky Pager)

Beepers

(Press the pound key after each entry)

[sir Mix-A-Lot]

I'm rollin like a Playboy beep, beep, beep

Just another page, just another freak

Cops say I'm bangin, girls say I'm slangin

Just cause my black Cross Courts be hangin

Ah huh, that's it baby

Beep diddy beep, will I call you maybe

Sky Pager looks like a Phaser

That's the attire of a Northwest player

San Jose, I got a show

Chillin like a champ with a girl in a limo

There we go again, I got a beep

The girl got nosy beggin for a peep

Get off me girl, this is business

I'm workin it and you can't witness

A Oakland skeeso, how do I know

Cause 415 was the area code

Turn it off, turn it on, so I won't get busted

You know rap stars never get trusted

Baby wanna get so I put it on vibrate

How does Mix-A-Lot communicate

[break - Sir Mix-A-Lot] (Operator's voice)

With beepers, baby, haha

Beepers

(Welcome to Sky Pager)

Beepers

(To use Sky Pager)

Beepers

(Press the pound key after each entry)

Beepers

(Please enter the pin number you wish)

(Sky Pager) - 3X

Beepers

(Sky, Sky, Sky Pager)

[sir Mix-A-Lot]

1-800-759-7243

But if you ain't got that pin number dummy, you can't call me

To hook up with Mix you gotta call that number

Then sit by the phone and wonder

Will he call? If you're fine I might

If you're a duck (*no dial tone sound*) good night

I got a cellular but you can't have my digits

Motorola beeps and the boy gets with it

Code one, two (Yo come on black

you gonna tell her about me, what's up with that?)

That's Attitude Adjuster, my homey

Huggin more girls than Bellica Rolee

Gettin 'em sprung, bustin 'em out

Rollin up dames, cause he's got that clout

Pullin young females, yank 'em on the stage

One fell prey when she called that page

(*numbers dialing sound*) called his beeper

Sweetie got sprung but he might not keep her

He never called back, so she called me

(Where's Attitude at? He was supposed to meet me)

I don't know but I'm wishin you luck

How does Attitude Adjuster hook up?

[break - Sir Mix-A-Lot] (Operator's voice)

With beepers

(If you wish to send message 777-9311)

With beepers

(Enter telephone number or numeric message

Press the pound key now)

[sir Mix-A-Lot]

Pagers, call 'em what you want

Some brothers some brothers wear fake ones, still tryin to flaunt

Walkin in a party, lookin like Joker

Big ole six inch garage door opener

Not me, cause my bank is set

Three dope Benzos, one Corvette

I'm not braggin or movin them thangs

Just clockin them dollars at the real estate game

(Sky Pager)

Telepage Northwest, satellite service pushed to test

Got a beep from a girl named Natalie

My memory slip, cause I need a new battery

Power on, display light's up

Incoming calls from the girls with butts

Girls call cause they might get lonely

Ha .. I run 'em like ponies

Pick 'em up, put 'em in the Benzo

I get a beep and I leave 'em in limbo

That's right I'm livin like that

What do I keep pinned to the strap

[break - Sir Mix-A-Lot]

My beeper ...

Beepers ...

Beepers ...

Beepers ...

[sir Mix-A-Lot]

Oh yeah, girls got 'em too

They keep 'em in their purse, plain and cool

Big players, rollin up fellas

They comin up but they never will tell us

Smooth, ha, I bet you didn't know

The girl you called dumb was clockin your dough

Jackin ball players and never gettin tossed

Done worked every brother on the Seahawks

Yeah, she looks good, but she thinks she's swift

Tryin to pull up on the Mix-A-Lot tip

Sittin in the movie, she stepped out smooth

Oh baby girl, I got one too

[break - Sir Mix-A-Lot] (Operator's voice)

A beeper ...

(Sky Pager) -2X

Beepers ...

(Sky Pager)

Beepers ...

(Sky Pager)

Beepers ...

(Sky Pager)

(Enter telephone number)

Beepers

(Or numeric message 777-9311)

Beepers ...

(If you wish to send message) ...

(Sky Pager) ...

(If you wish to send message) ...

(Sky Pager) ...

You know it's ol skool when they be goin off about beepers.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

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[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

holy big *** sig

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

You were ballin' if you had a sky pager and you were a pimp if you ever had a ***** call up and leave you a nasty message with the operator //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
In a way I preferred beepers, it was a lot easier to ignore people if you wanted esp when the only way to call them back was to find a payphone.

Simpler times.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

You were ballin' if you had a sky pager and you were a pimp if you ever had a ***** call up and leave you a nasty message with the operator //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
In a way I preferred beepers, it was a lot easier to ignore people if you wanted esp when the only way to call them back was to find a payphone.

In my hood, you where pimp if you ahd a pager with the slide display that you slid into a case instead of the ones with the top display that clipped directly to the belt.

holy big *** sig

wat

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

In my hood, you where pimp if you ahd a pager with the slide display that you slid into a case instead of the ones with the top display that clipped directly to the belt.


wat

Tis the one I had. It was see through fluorescent yellow //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I was even mo balla with my cellular that I may or may not call you back on when you beep me. It was a grey motorola flip that weighed 15 Lbs. lol

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Tis the one I had. It was see through fluorescent yellow //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Mine was see through neon blue. I had to hide it from the teachers though. IF they caught you with a pager, they would take it because it meant you were dealing drugs.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Mine was see through neon blue. I had to hide it from the teachers though. IF they caught you with a pager, they would take it because it meant you were dealing drugs.

Werd. Now these kids can walk teh halls with iPhones n shit.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Werd. Now these kids can walk teh halls with iPhones n shit.

I know. Kids just don't know how good they have it.

Those were ok but I liked the old school ones better. It was a common argument between myself and a freind though my old school one never broke and he always seemed to have issues with his.

Still Skypager was the shit, best $79/mo I ever spent in my adolescent life.

I never had one of those big boys. I graduate from old school pager to new school pager to cell phone.

My mom said the same thing when she found mine, thankfully she never found the dimebags under my bed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

lawlz. My mom would always get pissed because I would never return her texts. She thought I was obligated to call her back. I'd just tell her that if she demand that I call her back then pay for the ****ing pager *****! As long as I'm paying the bill I can do what I want!

 

[vgeek 10+ year member]

The Pillsbury buttermilk biscuits that come frozen in a bag are really good. And I got started later on pagers, when SmartBeep was still around because no place where I lived would let minors sign up. It never got called, but I still had one when I was in the 6th grade I got an Audiovox 1000 cell phone on GTE.

 

[Bigpimpin91 10+ year member]

Banana Balls Needs to stop posting.

 

[CadillacMatt 10+ year member]

Banana Balls Needs to stop posting.

I can't stop laughing at his sig lol