AHHH chuck, another for teh winI roundhouse kick many small children in celebration1!!!!!1!!!1!
So that's why the ocean is so salty...![]()
Breaking news:
A ship carrying three hundred thousand metric tons of highly-concentrated Njizzzm went down earlier today, contaminating hundreds of miles of shoreline. The situation is not expected to subside for some time now, and already there are reports of birds being trapped in the spill. There are also unconfirmed reports of women living near the shoreline experiencing spontaneous orgasms, though we cannot confirm or deny this.