Britney Spears Pregnant...and ****!! wTF

Louisiana trailer trash. Pure and simple.

Would I still hit it given the chance and if I were single? Probably so. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif But that doesn't detract from the fact that she is south Louisiana trailer trash. From a little town by the name of Kentwood.

 
Prego is fun dippin' time. I'd pound that trailor lot lizard and punch her in the teeth at the same time. Keep her from spout'n trash while I'm busy. Flip her over and punch her in the back of the head. I'd video tape it, of coarse, and put it all over the world....for a fee! Sell it to the dude trying to buy Collin Farrell's flick. Nothing really more fun than a trashy trick to stick. That's why I bang strippers, the self-loathing are the best of the best.

 
Christina Agulara is an Emo Wanna be *****YES, WOULD BANG, BUT ONLY INFRONT OF HER HUSBAND.

Brittney is a white trash wanna be *****

YES, WOULD BANG, FOR MONEY.

Jessica Simpson is a dumb ****, only reason she didnt get knocked up was because she was telling nick to put it in the wrong hole

DAYUM SCRAIT I'D LET THEM ROUNDED CHOPPERS SCRAPE MUH POLE. DAISY DUKE WOULD BE "HEELS ON THE HEADLINER" UNTIL MY SACK FELL OFF.

Ashley Simpson was kinda cute till she went emo wanna be

ASHLEY WAS, IS AND WILL BE AN UGLY LITTLE HOOKER. ANAL w/BAG OVER HEAD FTW.

Hillary Duff's singing is bad enough for me to stay away, oh and she is emo/punk wanna be.

POUNDABLE IN THE DARK. MIGHT DO A PARIS LIKE FLICK WITH THAT HOOKER. WHERE NOBODY REALLY KNEW IT WAS ME.

Linsay Lohan was hot untill she went anerexic/bulemic

EVEN THOUGH I DIG SKINNY CHICKS TOO----I LIKE TO PLAY THE BACKBONE XYLAPHONE----THAT B!TCH IS TOO F'N FRECKLED, I'D SPEND 20 YEARS CONNECTING THE DOTS WITH UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF SHARPIES. REDHEADS WITH NO FRECKLES IS A HARD FIND, THE ONLY ONE'S I'LL DO THE BOTTOM END OF. I WOULD, HOWEVER, GIVE HER A CHILIDOG FTW.

Hottest younger celebrety i can think of is that chick from evenesence or however you spell it. And she is emo, but at least her emo songs have meaning.

SHE CAN SING, SO A LOCKED-IN-PLACE BJ IS MOST CERTAINLY A MUST, BUTTER FACE IS DEFINITELY NOT SOMETHING I WANT IN MINE, SO PELVIC PUGILATION IS A NO-GO FOR ME.

Celebrities FTL
How Bout Dat.

 
Christina Agulara is an Emo Wanna be *****
Brittney is a white trash wanna be *****

Jessica Simpson is a dumb ****, only reason she didnt get knocked up was because she was telling nick to put it in the wrong hole

Ashley Simpson was kinda cute till she went emo wanna be

Hillary Duff's singing is bad enough for me to stay away, oh and she is emo/punk wanna be.

Linsay Lohan was hot untill she went anerexic/bulemic

Hottest younger celebrety i can think of is that chick from evenesence or however you spell it. And she is emo, but at least her emo songs have meaning.

Celebrities FTL
Don't forget Mandy Moore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif she's stayed above all this celebrity shit and gotten hotter while she was at it

 
Louisiana trailer trash. Pure and simple.
Would I still hit it given the chance and if I were single? Probably so. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif But that doesn't detract from the fact that she is south Louisiana trailer trash. From a little town by the name of Kentwood.

South LA > North LA;)

 
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