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<blockquote data-quote="DBfan187" data-source="post: 4267467" data-attributes="member: 546747"><p>What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?</p><p></p><p>A taxi.</p><p></p><p>Why did the white man cross the road?</p><p></p><p>Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.</p><p></p><p>What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?</p><p></p><p>"Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!"</p><p></p><p>What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city?</p><p></p><p>A Maryland championship.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a mob of white people in Detriot burning down the city?</p><p></p><p>A hockey victory.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?</p><p></p><p>A lynching.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?</p><p></p><p>The NBA</p><p></p><p>What do you call a white guy on "Jeopardy?"</p><p></p><p>A contestant.</p><p></p><p>What did the white guy see when looking at his family tree?</p><p></p><p>A straight line.</p><p></p><p>What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions?</p><p></p><p>He writes a letter.</p><p></p><p>What does a white man do at the club?</p><p></p><p>Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin' &amp; grindin' with all of his fine white *****es.</p><p></p><p>What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?</p><p></p><p>"I forgive you"</p><p></p><p>What do you call a white man in court?</p><p></p><p>The lawyer.</p><p></p><p>What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs?</p><p></p><p>File a lawsuit.</p><p></p><p>How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?</p><p></p><p>Throw them a golf ball.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a white man in the ghetto?</p><p></p><p>A victim.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a white cop?</p><p></p><p>Police brutality.</p><p></p><p>Why do white people like to play hockey?</p><p></p><p>It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they're not a cop.</p><p></p><p>How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?</p><p></p><p>He walked in and payed for it.</p><p></p><p>You know what sucks about being white?</p><p></p><p>Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia...I'd say we're pretty lucky.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DBfan187, post: 4267467, member: 546747"] What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A taxi. Why did the white man cross the road? Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road. What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV? "Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!" What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city? A Maryland championship. What do you call a mob of white people in Detriot burning down the city? A hockey victory. What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama? A lynching. What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA What do you call a white guy on "Jeopardy?" A contestant. What did the white guy see when looking at his family tree? A straight line. What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions? He writes a letter. What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin' & grindin' with all of his fine white *****es. What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him? "I forgive you" What do you call a white man in court? The lawyer. What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs? File a lawsuit. How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball. What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A victim. What do you call a white cop? Police brutality. Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they're not a cop. How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it. You know what sucks about being white? Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia...I'd say we're pretty lucky. [/QUOTE]
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