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<blockquote data-quote="yne721" data-source="post: 4264441" data-attributes="member: 563261">what&#039;s the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?it only takes one nail to hang a picture.why can&#039;t jesus eat jelly beans?They keep falling through the holes in his hands.So this old man walks into a church, and walks up to the clerk and tells her &quot;hey bitch, where do i sign up to be a member of this church&quot; and her jaw drops, and she replies &quot;excuse me sir?&quot; and he answers &quot;you heard me bitch, i want to be a fucking member&quot; to which she replies &quot;excuse me sir but you&#039;re in the house of the lord, you can&#039;t talk like that in here.&#039;&#039;&nbsp; Getting fed up, the old man replies &quot;i don&#039;t give a damn, i want to be a fucking member to this damn church.&quot;&nbsp; Now the clerk is appalled, and says she&#039;ll be right back.&nbsp; So she goes and gets the Pastor of the church, and explains the situation to him, so the Pastor comes out and asks the old man what the problem is.&nbsp; So the old man says to the pastor &quot;the problem is i just won the fucking lottery, i have a shitload of money, and i want to donate it to this church god damnit.&quot;&nbsp; Without hesitation the pastor replies &quot;And this bitch is giving you a hard time?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="yne721, post: 4264441, member: 563261"] what's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? it only takes one nail to hang a picture. why can't jesus eat jelly beans? They keep falling through the holes in his hands. So this old man walks into a church, and walks up to the clerk and tells her "hey [COLOR=Black]b[/COLOR]itch, where do i sign up to be a member of this church" and her jaw drops, and she replies "excuse me sir?" and he answers "you heard me [COLOR=Black]b[/COLOR]itch, i want to be a [COLOR=Black]fu[/COLOR]cking member" to which she replies "excuse me sir but you're in the house of the lord, you can't talk like that in here.'' Getting fed up, the old man replies "i don't give a d[COLOR=Black]a[/COLOR]mn, i want to be a fu[COLOR=#000000]c[/COLOR]king member to this d[COLOR=#000000]a[/COLOR]mn church." Now the clerk is appalled, and says she'll be right back. So she goes and gets the Pastor of the church, and explains the situation to him, so the Pastor comes out and asks the old man what the problem is. So the old man says to the pastor "the problem is i just won the f[COLOR=#000000]u[/COLOR]cking lottery, i have a shitload of money, and i want to donate it to this church god d[COLOR=#000000]a[/COLOR]mnit." Without hesitation the pastor replies "And this b[COLOR=#000000]i[/COLOR]tch is giving you a hard time?" [/QUOTE]

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