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<blockquote data-quote="jadon087" data-source="post: 4263383" data-attributes="member: 573104">A visiting professor at Texas A &amp;amp; M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: &quot;How many people here believe in ghosts?&quot; About 90 students raise their hands.&quot;Well that&#039;s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you&#039;ve ever seen a ghost?&quot; About 40 students raise their hands.&quot;That&#039;s really good. I&#039;m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.&quot;That&#039;s a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?&quot; Three students raise their hands. &quot;That&#039;s fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?&quot; One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, &quot;Son, all the years I&#039;ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You&#039;ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.&quot;The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.The professor says, &quot;Well, tell us what it&#039;s like to have *** with a ghost.&quot; The student replies, &quot;Ghost? ****..... From back there I thought you said &#039;goats&#039;!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="jadon087, post: 4263383, member: 573104"] A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have *** with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? ****..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!" [/QUOTE]

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