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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Blove1991" data-source="post: 4263216" data-attributes="member: 573580">I got a couple of decent jokes.......There is a drunk walking down the street, one foot on the curb and one foot on the street, one on the curb and one on the street, cop walks up to the drunk and ask are you drunk? and the drunk says thank god I thought I was crippled.There is two drunks driving down the road, one drunk says to the other I think we're getting closer to the town. The other drunk asks his buddy, Well how can you tell? The other replied because we're hitting more fvcking people.There is a drunk guy who hops into a taxi cab and ask the taxi cab driver if he had room for a case of beer and a pepperoni pizza in the front seat? Taxi cab driver says suuure and the drunk goes BLAAAAHHHHHHHT  ( throws up ) all over the front seat</blockquote>

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