bird crapping solution

[dvrmstrng 5,000+ posts]

i park my car in my backyard while im at college....(no garage FTL)

and lately birds have been sitting on my side view mirror and taking the biggest most ungodly shits down the side of my clean goat...any ideas on how to take care of them...shooting them with my paintball gun isnt doing it.

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[andrewmoore13 10+ year member]

get a cat and tie him to your car! lol

 

[DownSouth954 10+ year member]

http://www.amazon.com/Dalen-Gardeneer-16-Inch-Molded-OW6/dp/B00002N8HZ/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=hi&qid=1237225308&sr=8-1

Put that on top of the Goat everytime you park //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[DerekSmith07 10+ year member]

just get a tarp from lowes or HD and put it on evertime u park ur car or if ur ballin get a actual car cover

 

[Girr 10+ year member]

http://www.amazon.com/Dalen-Gardeneer-16-Inch-Molded-OW6/dp/B00002N8HZ/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=hi&qid=1237225308&sr=8-1
Put that on top of the Goat everytime you park //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

LOL so true my neighbor feeds the birds and they use to think my car was a toilet untill 3 owls like that showed up around my yard and roof. Now the neighbor hates me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[dvrmstrng 5,000+ posts]

do you really think that owl would work cause ill get one like right now...

these poops look like a terradactyl (sp i know) is shitting on my car

 

[DerekSmith07 10+ year member]

or if you like the owl idea at least get the sound and motion activated one

http://www.amazon.com/Easy-Gardener-8021-Defense-Electronic/dp/B000FJRSOW/ref=pd_bxgy_hi_img_c/184-3060905-0045700

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

i think a bb gun would be a lot more fun

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Just keep shooting them for the entertainment

 

[norcrawler 10+ year member]

just get a tarp from lowes or HD and put it on evertime u park ur car or if ur ballin get a actual car cover

that is ghetto to the extreme..

 

[09Alti 10+ year member]

Car cover?

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

i think a bb gun would be a lot more fun

THIS

 

[Doingstuffwell 10+ year member]

pirates from somalia. give them a 10ft boat on a trailer to hang out in.. and keep it hitched to your car.

end of birds. (oh and they work like a car alarm too... unless you bring $1,000,000 in cash.. no ones stealing your ride)

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

Autozone, car cover $29.99 / thread

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

you need an owl or a car cover before your paint gets trashed by the doo doo