bill brasky

[vosschs 5,000+ posts]

bill brasky is a son of a bitch

Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin

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[vosschs 5,000+ posts]

One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer

 

[vosschs 5,000+ posts]

he once punched a hole through a cow to see who was comming up the road

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Did you happen to experiment with acid tonight?

 

[vosschs 5,000+ posts]

Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men.

He framed Roger Rabbit.

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!

 

[vosschs 5,000+ posts]

He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!

haha ya thats it!

hes the father of every kid in this town!

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia doesn't he?

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia doesn't he?

*shakes head*

Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbarry

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in ***** films.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Brasky made me wear a bikini around the office for three months!