I had beets with dinner last night. Well today I got up and took a crap and it was purple! I couldn't believe my eyes. It was even freaking bleeding purple color into the water. I think I'm going to go eat some more tonight then crap in some random bathroom on campus and leave it. I can't even image walking into the stall and seeing toilate water that is dyed purple with a dark purple log floattin in it...ha ha
