Beer is always wet.
IDB needs encouragement.
Winner: Beer
Beer tastes horrible served hot.
IDB tastes better served hot.
Winner: IDB
Having an ice cold Beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold IDB makes you Hillary Clinton.
Winner: Beer
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
IDB does not.
Winner: None
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming IDB, you are not disgusted.
Winner: IDB
Twenty-four Beers come in a box.
IDB is a box you can come in.
Winner: IDB
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Winner: IDB
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Winner: Beer
If you come home smelling like Beer, the layd may get mad.
If you come home smelling like IDB, she will definitely get mad.
Winner: Beer
Six Beers in a night and you better not drive.
Six IDBs in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Winner: IDB
Buy too much Beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much IDB and you will get poor.
Winner: None
It is socially acceptable to have a Beer in the stands at a football game.
Getting IDB in the stands at a football game makes you a legend.
Winner: IDB
If a cop smells Beer on your breath, you get a arrested..
If a cop smells IDB on your breath, you get a high-five.
Winner: IDB
With Beer, bigger is better.
Winner: Beer
Wearing a condom does not make Beer any less enjoyable.
Winner: Beer
IDB makes you see God.
Beer makes you see the porcelain God.
Winner: IDB
If you think all day about your next IDB you are normal.
If you think all day about your next Beer you are an alcoholic.
Winner: IDB
Peeling labels off of Beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of IDB is more fun.
Winner: IDB
Snagging Beer at work gets you fired.
Snagging IDB at work gets you charged with ****** harassment.
Winner: None
If you drop a Beer it breaks.
If you drop IDB, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Winner: Beer
If you change to another Beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Winner: Beer
The best IDB you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Winner: IDB.
The worst IDB you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Winner: Beer
Bad Beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad IDB: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Winner: None
Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
Good IDB: Almost all but the above.
Winner: IDB
The government taxes Beer.
People tax their IDB.
Winner: None
Too much Beer results in a headache.
Too much IDB results in a Willie-ache, but that's a good kind of ache!
Winner: IDB
Grab the wrong Beer and your drinking buddy gets pissed.
Grab the wrong *** and her boyfriend kicks your ***!
Winner: Beer
Beer=11
IDB=13
The numbers never lie. The winner is IDB!
