Beer turns men into women (good read)

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour

period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

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[theMessenjah44 10+ year member]

lawl

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

meh...

nG

 

[Tone415 10+ year member]

Haha. Wouldn't it be fair to say alchohol in general has this effect?

 

[vellocet 10+ year member]

Alcohol lowers testosterone levels.

 

[Bob Gee 10+ year member]

I lawled.. Because it's true..

 

[joeboxer5876 10+ year member]

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f**k it! im going out side to smoke a joint

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

Haha. Wouldn't it be fair to say alchohol in general has this effect?

you killed it.

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

you killed it.

No one has said this in over 10 years...

 

[bballer123 10+ year member]

No one has said this in over 10 years...

He meant...

"you merked it brah"

 

[bigaudiofanati2 10+ year member]

LOL that was pretty good.