You fat bastard how can I make this anymore simple. Why are you so inept at searching? I know you live in shitfield Ohio, so the zip code is 44406. You search 31 year old fat bastards within a 5 mile radius and you and you bastard's pic is on the first page. I'm sorry if you think that takes a long time to do. A person as mentally challeneged as yourself can only slap the keyboard like a drooling retard who wants a piece of cake. After you click your page, you click on the picture that looks like a steer in drag and you have your ********** wife. I simply passed on the link to your myspace.
Then there you go fabricating stories. I said afterward the stories around what really happened to my daughter were different. A simpleton like yourself can not wrap that brain of yours around basic differences. I also don't even know how to do photoshops. For the sake of all things holy, run your wife through a pastry slicer and eat nuclear waste.