Any Zappa fans in here?

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Yesnomaybe?

Peaches en Regalia is killin me right now. Amazing song.

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I couldnt say where shes coming from,

But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,

I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me ***

(yjes cant do it)

She made a bet with her sister whos a little dumb

She could prove it any time all men was scum

I dont mind that she called me a bum,

But I knew right away she was really gonna ***

(so I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb

An applied rotation on her sugar plum

I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb

But I still didnt hear no dinah-moe humm,

Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe humm

Where this dinah-moe

Comin from

Done spent three hours

An I aint got a crumb

From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe

From the dinah-moe humm

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you aint been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you aint been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you aint been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you aint been to it

cause I cant get into it

Unless I get out of it

An I gotta get out of it

Before I get into it

cause I never get into it

Unless I get out of it

An I gotta be out of it

To get myself into it

(she looked over at me with a glazed eye

And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area

And she said...)

Just get me wasted

An youre half-way there

cause if my minds tore up

Then my body dont care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin

An said my-my-my

What sort of thing

Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister

Who was holdin the bet

An wondered what kind of trip

The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didnt matter no more

When her sister got nekkid an laid on the floor

She said dinah-moe might win the bet

But she could use a little ------- if I wasnt done yet

I told her...

Just because the sun

Want a place in the sky

No reason to assume

I wouldnt give her a try

So I pulled on her hair

Got her legs in the air

An asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin

Buns up!

I was wheelin an dealin

Wheelin an dealin an ooooh!

She surrended to the feelin

She sweetly surrendered

An she started in to squealin

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed

With her lips just a-twitchin an her face gone red

Some drool rollin down

From the edge of her chin

While she spied the condition

Her sister was in

She quivered n quaked

An clutched at herself

While her sister made a joke

bout her mental health

till dinah-moe finally

Did give in

But I told her

All she really needed

Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...dora...

M-m-m...its real angora

Would yall like some more-a?

Right here on the flora?

An how bout you, fauna?

Ywanna?

Mmm...sound like ymight be chokin on somethin

Did you say you want some more?

Well, heres some more...

Mmm, sure...listen

Dyou think I could interest you

In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

Mmm...tweezers!

Here, lemme sterilize em...

Gimme your lighter...

I couldnt say where shes coming from,

But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,

I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me ***

(yjes cant do it)

I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb

An applied rotation on her sugar plum

I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb

An you know I heard some dinah-moe humm,

Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe

Dinah-moe

Dinah-moe

Dinah-moe

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Hey! do you know what you are?

Youre an *******! an *******!

Some of you might not agree

cause you probably likes a lot of misery

But think a while and you will see...

Broken hearts are for assholes

Broken hearts are for assholes

Are you an *******?

Broken hearts are for assholes

Are you an ******* too?

Whatcha gonna do, cause youre an *******...

Maybe you think youre a lonely guy

Maybe you think youre too tough to cry

So you went to the grape,

Just to give it a try

And dagmar

Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofa***** I ever saw in my life

Was his name...

One two three four!

The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his

Pancake make-up

And yet he was a beautiful lady

Nearly drove you insane

Lets talk about leather: leatherrrrrr

And so you kissed a little sailor

Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production:

Who had just blew in from spain

Sir richard pump-a-loaf

You sniffed the reeking buns of angel

The story of a demented bread-boffer

And acted like it was cocaine

Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf

You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko

Then on tuesday night, ceasars back in town

In a way you cant explain

Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match

With kona.

And so you worked the wall with michael

Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite

Which gave your back an awful strain

Volcanic hell

But you came back on sunday for the gong show

Next thursday, teen towns finest...

But you forgot what I was sayin

cause youre an *******, youre an *******

Thats right

Youre an *******, youre an *******

Yes, yes

Youre an *******, youre an *******

Thats right

Youre an *******, youre an *******

Now you been to the grape n you been to the chest

n now I think you know what you are: youre an *******

You say you cant live with what you been through

Well, ladies you can be an ******* too

You might pretend you aint got one on the bottom of you,

But dont fool yerself girl

Its lookin at you

Dont fool yerself girl

Its winkin at you

Dont fool yerself girl

Its blinkin at you

Thats why I say

Im gonna ram it, ram it, ram it

Ram it up yer poop chute

Corn hole

Ram it, ram it, ram it

Ram it up yer poop chute

Fist fuck

Ram it, ram it, ram it

Ram it up yer poop chute

Wrist-watch; crisco

Ram it, ram it, ram it

Ram it up yer poop chute

Pud!

Dont fool yerself, girl

Its goin right up yer poop chute

Dont fool yerself, girl

Its goin right up yer poop chute