I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea-head.
Bees on my head but don't call me a bee-head.
Bruce Lees on my head but don't call me a lee-head.
Now please excuse me I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear brand-names , I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple that loves self-loathing.
"I hate myself"...
Pancakes on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappie.
So it's my show , you can't tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons , I make beef-stew.
So now I gotta go , its time for me to rocket.
I put bologna in my left-pocket.
Smear cream cheese in my gold locket.
Cause its my show I'm Andy Milonakis.
It's my show , I'm Smandy Smilosmakis.
It's my show , I'm Andy Milonakis!!!