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[Rawr-DQ 10+ year member]

You're 20.

I thought it was funny

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

if you could blow yourself....why would you need a girl?

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

i mean really.....the next someone says "go fukk yourself" say " if i could , why would i be here with your dumb ***?"

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

i mean really.....the next someone says "go fukk yourself" say " if i could , why would i be here with your dumb ***?"

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because people are lazy and want other people do to it for them. Why should I have to pleasure myself when I can have others pleasure me?

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

no its sick 8 9.88%

I examined your profiles in detail, in a fruitless attempt to determine what makes you tick.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

your not gonna belive me but I have the exact same DVD lol!!
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Lawl.

A friend of mine was frisked with that disc in his pocket. Cop says, "What do we have here?....

...***...

...*****...

...OK then."

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

Lawl.
A friend of mine was frisked with that disc in his pocket. Cop says, "What do we have here?....

...***...

...*****...

...OK then."

i lol'd

OP: did you put it in her butt yet?

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

well that ends that forever lol i tried with KY warming stuff and it wouldnt fit. so we just laughed and went about it the normal way. thanks for your input guys but i dont think its gona happen.

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

haha

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

well that ends that forever lol i tried with KY warming stuff and it wouldnt fit. so we just laughed and went about it the normal way. thanks for your input guys but i dont think its gona happen.

Well, theres only one way to make it fit...

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

well that ends that forever lol i tried with KY warming stuff and it wouldnt fit. so we just laughed and went about it the normal way. thanks for your input guys but i dont think its gona happen.

so her butt was too big and your shit would not touch sides.....yeah, i could see how that would ruin the fun

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

no i freakin tried like 5 times and it just wouldnt go in....i was pissed

 

[grassroots 10+ year member]

my girl says she prefers it over giving oral... i have mixed feelings about that...

but i've only had good experiences.... just make sure to use lube and that she "cleans up" before so you don't come out with any surprises on your junk...

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

no i freakin tried like 5 times and it just wouldnt go in....i was pissed

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[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

Give it a little more gas next time. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

well when i pushed really hard she just would be like stop stop and idk i was just like oh well this isnt working.