anal?

[VarsityBumper 10+ year member]

this > anal IMO

x3

 

[MorningWood]

Pics of gf or ban.

See my avatar.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I hope you get a nasty shitsicle when you pull out and it grosses you out so bad you can't bust your nut and end up barfing all over your chicks back..

 

[VarsityBumper 10+ year member]

See my avatar.

you can do better than that.

what i mean by that is nudes.

 

[plushDJ 10+ year member]

make sure she has a safe word because I can't even get it halfway in before she cries.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

make sure she has a safe word because I can't even get it halfway in before she cries.

lol she may change her mind if you tell her to pick a 'safe word' //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh: personally I would just put on my ipod so you can't hear the cries and go to town.

 

[plushDJ 10+ year member]

or do it when they're drunk. They don't tense as much and you don't care as much

 

[MorningWood]

make sure she has a safe word because I can't even get it halfway in before she cries.

I thought safe words were for use during S & M. Nonetheless, I think you have stumbled on to something. You can tell her later that it is her fault that you did not stop because she failed to pick a safe word before hand.

 

[plushDJ 10+ year member]

and "OW MY FUGGIN ***" or "TAKE IT THE FUX OUT" doesn't count

 

[MorningWood]

and "OW MY FUGGIN ***" or "TAKE IT THE FUX OUT" doesn't count

Exactly, that is just part of the fun of trying new things with the one you love.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

When she cuts you off, don't say I didn't warn you. I am opposed to it and find no additional "fun" vs. the traditional entrance. If you have a problem with it being too loose, I can only suggest telling your girl to squeeze her muscles.

 

[MorningWood]

You could always prepare yourself for the experience by sticking your d!ck in your own shit. I dunno, just a thought.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

You could always prepare yourself for the experience by sticking your d!ck in your own shit. I dunno, just a thought.

I thought the fun was hurting the girl. I feel a well timed punch to the temple would be much more effective. Say, for instance, when she is in the check out line at Wal-Mart. *BAM*...she'll never see it coming. And you will blend in with the rest of the drunks and rednecks that shop there...so the domestic violence will appear normal.

 

[MorningWood]

:laugh:and your d!ck would not smell like shit.

 

[plushDJ 10+ year member]

I thought the fun was hurting the girl. I feel a well timed punch to the temple would be much more effective. Say, for instance, when she is in the check out line at Wal-Mart. *BAM*...she'll never see it coming. And you will blend in with the rest of the drunks and rednecks that shop there...so the domestic violence will appear normal.

CLASSIC!!!