Well, being a dick ain't so bad. See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, *******, and aszholes. ******* think everyone can get along, and dicks just wanna f0ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your aszholes, Chuck. And all the aszholes want is to shiet all over everything! So, ******* may get mad at dicks once in a while, because... ******* get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also-f0ck-aszholes, Chuck. And if they didn't f0ck the aszholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your ***** all covered in shiet! [Gary pukes]