Almost died last night

[UberAudio 10+ year member]

Personally I hate being drunk I have always been a drug user..

I think I am going to go back to smoking weed...

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[twisztdauthorit 10+ year member]

first day of spring break i had about 13 shots and 4 beers within 1-2 hours....

being the first time i drank in a while i was being tossed around a house with stairs, i face planted a few times and didn't feel shit. My friend handed me a cup of captain or something and i thought it was soda so i just chugged the whole cup.

Then i woke up next to a toilet throwing up, passed out for another 2 hours at the bottom of the stairs, crawled up, passed out in the bathtub... crawled out and passed out in bed.

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

I use to drink some $10 - 1.75 of Black Velvet. I awoke from the bathtub a few times, hammered drunk.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

I use to drink some $10 - 1.75 of Black Velvet. I awoke from the bathtub a few times, hammered drunk.

The only time I got so drunk I blacked out...

This stuff was involved...

I started out the night at a Ballet drinking 10 High out of a plastic coke bottle...

It wasn't pretty...

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Sound like my best friend, lol! Dood drinks like he is a fish in water, but can't hold his alcohol for the life of him.

Is funny to watch when he gets drunk though. I will never forget the time I had to take a piss and took him with me and he put his hands on the wall and starting pissing. Then I told him as I was washing my hands "Hey Jeff, maybe you shouldn't drink so much you know, you get plastered so easy." He reply's back with. " Jess, it's cool man, I am perfectly fine!" At that time I feel a nice warm sensation on the back of my pant leg. I turn and here he is pissing on me! I jump out of the way as he is holding it like a god dam fire hose out of control! Awww, the good ole days.

Funny as he will be my best man come my wedding day and well there will be plenty of alcohol. Oh how I can't wait!

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Sound like my best friend, lol! Dood drinks like he is a fish in water, but can't hold his alcohol for the life of him.
Is funny to watch when he gets drunk though. I will never forget the time I had to take a piss and took him with me and he put his hands on the wall and starting pissing. Then I told him as I was washing my hands "Hey Jeff, maybe you shouldn't drink so much you know, you get plastered so easy." He reply's back with. " Jess, it's cool man, I am perfectly fine!" At that time I feel a nice warm sensation on the back of my pant leg. I turn and here he is pissing on me! I jump out of the way as he is holding it like a god dam fire hose out of control! Awww, the good ole days.

Funny as he will be my best man come my wedding day and well there will be plenty of alcohol. Oh how I can't wait!

open bar? Can I come?

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Last night I was drinking jager and beer with a shit load of shisha(sp?) and weed. Needless to say the alcohol is still f*cken with my stomach.

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

I guess i drank a little too much whiskey last night with my friends.
1) broke my friends GF's laptop

2) broke my friends rear view mirror off

3) almost jumped out of his explorer at 40mph

i guess he had to slam the brakes to stop the car and grab me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif. i dont remember though since i blacked out.

drinking FTMFL. i wish i could smoke again instead

Congrats! You sound like an idiot. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Congrats! You sound like an idiot. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

i guess.

nobody gets in retard mode when they drink a shit load of alcohol? am i the only one? or are you too cool to admit that you act like an idiot when drunk as hell too?

i dont know about you, but i dont try to look cool when im drinking and say "oh i outdrank you, you're a *****" and so on and so fourth. i drink to have fun and if that means going apeshit, then im going apeshit. sorry im not cool enough to hang out with you and your friends

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, on occassion I get more out of hand than usual. Sometimes I think your chemistry is just more susceptible to getting smashed.

But I don't try to jump out of moving vehicles. That's screwed up.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

pics?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

The last time I got real drunk I ordered Time Life's Classic Soul Ballads. They sit, unopened, in my closet. Maybe I should have jumped from a moving vehicle instead.

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

i guess.
nobody gets in retard mode when they drink a shit load of alcohol? am i the only one? or are you too cool to admit that you act like an idiot when drunk as hell too?

If by retard mode you mean have I ever:

broke someone's laptop

Broke of someone's car mirror

almost jumped out of a car moving 40 mph.

The answer is no, no, and no. You still hold the World's Champion of "People I would not hang around while drinking".

Dude, you have a problem with drinking. Most people I know don't do such retarded shit while drinking. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[vasilios 10+ year member]

I remember once, I got drunk.. and got sick.
I remember once, I smoked cannabis.. and ate food. Quite a bit.

Yes, I can't remember the last time I drank. Don't care for alcohol that much. Once in a great while I'll feel like going to the bars or something.

However, I do have an 8 of bud that is quite fresh //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif