Almost died last night

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

I guess i drank a little too much whiskey last night with my friends.

1) broke my friends GF's laptop

2) broke my friends rear view mirror off

3) almost jumped out of his explorer at 40mph

i guess he had to slam the brakes to stop the car and grab me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif. i dont remember though since i blacked out.

drinking FTMFL. i wish i could smoke again instead

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[jayisking 10+ year member]

lulz you can amways just smoke again

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

cool

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

Shit. I got some friends you would fit right in with.

 

[Ford302Redneck 10+ year member]

lol.

Maybe quit both?

 

[Trez0r 10+ year member]

When I read the title, first thing that came to mind is alcohol. rofl

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Shit, maybe you should quit drinking.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Shit. I got some friends you would fit right in with.

do they like to break scales that pop out from the wall to weigh yourself and while throwing up in the toilet, tear the seat off? or running full speed towards a dirt hill and then falling down it, or sliding on their *** down a flight of stairs? if so i think i would fit right in.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Shit, maybe you should quit drinking.

i know

 

[Freakshow 10+ year member]

I guess i drank a little too much whiskey last night with my friends.
1) broke my friends GF's laptop

2) broke my friends rear view mirror off

3) almost jumped out of his explorer at 40mph

i guess he had to slam the brakes to stop the car and grab me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif. i dont remember though since i blacked out.

drinking FTMFL. i wish i could smoke again instead

Sounds like you have inner problems that need to be worked out.

 

[1phatclipse]

drink a little more next time........lol then you may just pass out and not act a fool

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

they said i was having fun though so //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif. i guess im a happy but destructive drunk

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

drink a little more next time........lol then you may just pass out and not act a fool

they always take the bottles away from me

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

do they like to break scales that pop out from the wall to weigh yourself and while throwing up in the toilet, tear the seat off? or running full speed towards a dirt hill and then falling down it, or sliding on their *** down a flight of stairs? if so i think i would fit right in.

How about dropping concrete bird baths are their heads, punching windshields for no reason, passing out while pissing in the snow, basically starting fights with anyone around them, then bonfire walking and pulling out red hot embers out of said fire?

Sounds about the same //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif Granted this wasnt all just alcohol related but still....

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

I remember once, I got drunk.. and got sick.

I remember once, I smoked cannabis.. and ate food. Quite a bit.