After sex talk

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

I dont have conversations with my hand?

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

*dials 911*

"I THINK I KILLED HER"

 

[bballrrt06 10+ year member]

She asks "Where's the handle?"

ahahaha dane cook

"I've had better"

ahahaa liar liar.

good calls.

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

i usually ask him if he needs a ride back to daycare

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[dubrx 10+ year member]

her talk..me sleep

she goes and gets food for us..i turn on the tv

her "can you pass the shampoo and conditioner"

me "here you go"..::gets out and dry myself off" nothing like a lil morning shower sex

in a fantasy world...me "tell (insert name here) to come in in a minute or two" she gets out off bed then "no problem, danielle here i picked up your bra by mistake can you toss me mine?.. so same time tomorrow? "

me "dont forget to close the front door on your way out."

 

[Kenny Pollock 10+ year member]

shes like "lets go again" im like "i have no fluids left in teh cawk"

sleep

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[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Wtf just happened? lol

 

[jrerun21 10+ year member]

i ask her "where's the cream filling?"

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

"can you hand me that towel please"

"eww you tie it"

"that was hot, babe"

"im tired"

"it smells like sex in here"

"u think anyone heard?"

"OMG ur parents are awake"

"let's just sleep naked tonight"

"i'm not done yet"

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Did you just throw poop on me?

 

[ruger 10+ year member]

i peel the sweaty magazine i was flipping threw off her back. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif