Actor David Carradine found dead in Bangkok

[2NYCE 10+ year member]

Wow I hope he didn't have to kill himself.
Lots of possible reasons for him to kill himself tho..

orly?

 

[imfrumthawest 10+ year member]

That's sad. I'm gonna go ahead and file this under "no one cares."

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

RIP Caine.............ment Carradine, whatever he will always be Cain to me.

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Hung Fu

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

autoerotic asphyxiation?

I thought that, but I wanted to respect the deceased

 

[thehardknoxlife 10+ year member]

When the news first broke that David Carradine was found dead, hanging from a closet in a hotel in Bangkok, the BBC was the first to suggest that his death was the result of autoerotic asphyxiation. The second paragraph of their original article said…

Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found ***** by a hotel maid in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and genitals.

“Genitals” (editors note - *teehee*) was later changed to “other parts of his body.” But now TMZ says a rep for Carradine is officially calling the death “accidental.”

Carradine’s body was found ****, hanging in a closet. David’s rep added, “We can confirm 100% that he never would have committed *******. It was an accidental death. Everybody is in shock.”

Well, if he was hanging, and it wasn’t *******, and he wasn’t in Mike Tysons playroom with it’s tentacle-like treadmill chords, and he wasn’t fighting Bruce Willis on a stairwell, that pretty much leaves jacking off. At best. At worst he was with some *****s. Although that sounds pretty cool too. His penis died while exotic ladies strung him up with ropes. His penis was like Indiana Jones.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

autoerotic asphyxiation?

That's my guess.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

so, he hung his wang chung?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

like a black man from the waist down

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Hung Fu

That was good.

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

"The two ropes were tied together," he said. "It is unclear whether he committed ******* or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm."

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

rip grasshopper,you kinky bastard

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

Hung Fu

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