298,800,000 people AGREE that I should be voted president of the United States

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

Based on numbers from the 2006 census, and an extrapolation of the polling sample (myself), I find that fully 100% of the united states thinks that I should be president.... as of immediately.

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[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Planning a hostile takeover?

Pretty sure you're a few years too soon //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

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Phrozt , JimJ , Jmac

those two names are quite similar :/.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Besides, you'll have to deal with this guy:

http://www.zod2008.com/

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Neat...

That job would ****.

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

So 298,800,000 people AGREE I should be GOD. Sweet.

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

i dont want a president ridin around with no bump in the trunk

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

a few years eh?? Planning one yourself or something?

Parterns in crime maybe?

split the spoils 50 50 maybe??

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

i'll vote for you. i mean hey, what else could go wrong?

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

i dont want a president ridin around with no bump in the trunk

Why are you checking out my ***?

and Jim:

Vote for your ruler

When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.

-- General Zod

Your Future President and Eternal Ruler

The Mighty General Zod

2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

HIILLAAARIOUS!!! rofl.

 

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

Why are you checking out my ***?

and Jim:

HIILLAAARIOUS!!! rofl.

You dont have any bump in the trunk cause you don't have your subs picked out yet.

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

ohhhh yeah...

boy do I feel stupid!

and yet.. I still feel smarter than what we have in office right now.....

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

Based on numbers from the 2006 census, and an extrapolation of the polling sample (myself), I find that fully 100% of the united states thinks that I should be president.... as of immediately.
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no offence but this country would probally go 2 sh!t if you became pres........btw its a shitty job no matter what you do the hippi's will be all over you