1 luter of jim beam-gone...

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

Im not as think as you drunk I am ocifer

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

What seems to be the officer problem

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

hey I heard beatlejuice died is that true?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I got drunk on Friday but no thread. I was at a nice little kegger.
Drove some drunk girl home. She has an eclipse. It's kinda like driving a stroller. Didn't mess with her because she was too drunk for it to be cool and I was too drunk to make it work.

you = loser because you actually count what you drink. I just drink til I stop and go sleep or pass out.

FTW!! lmao..

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

And wait...

You= loser for driving drunk. You could have hit me walking drunk in my quite little neighborhood... You ****..

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

And wait...
You= loser for driving drunk. You could have hit me walking drunk in my quite little neighborhood... You ****..

yeah, I know. I shouldn't but I do.

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

you're a snitch, shut up. no one cares about the stupid stories you find intriguing you rat. i hope you pass out from alcohol and never wake up at the steering wheel. instead, i hope you wake up burning in the eternal pits of flames of hell.

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

i killed an 18 of BL by myself on friday, see me jumping around celebrating, no cause it doesnt make you any cooler. never post a fake drunk thread again.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I just think its hilarious how peolpe make assumptions..

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I just think its hilarious how peolpe make assumptions..

Well you probably assumed we would think you were telling the truth, when truth be told your full of shit and should cut your head off with a rusty nail!

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Did someone say looter??

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I once drank a handle of everclear by myself, in liek 90 minutes.

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

I once drank a handle of everclear by myself, in liek 90 minutes.

then you were taken to the hospital to be treated for an OD on alcohol.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

then you were taken to the hospital to be treated for an OD on alcohol.

Nah man, then i hit a 13.36 in my Northstar deville. And the cops pulled me over and told me to turn up my system. And I was all like, super mega rad. And then I went and talked to this girl on AIM and she totally lied to me. Then my current girlfriend cheated on me. Then my car got broken into. And insurance gave me $100. So I was like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif Then I posted on ca.com.

 

[DaveT 10+ year member]

drunks ftmfl