‘Agent’ Gets Stuck in Museum’s Air Conditioning Duct

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I just saw this on CNN //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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‘Agent’ Gets Stuck in Museum’s Air Conditioning Duct

The Knox County Sheriff's Office provided this booking mugshot Sept. 17, 2008 of Richard Anthony Smith of Knoxville, Tenn. (AP Photo/Knox Co. Sheriff)

Knoxville, Tenn. (AP) - It wasn't the preferred way to enter the Knoxville Museum of Art, but Richard Anthony Smith told police he was on a mission. The 25-year-old Knoxville man called 911 from his cell phone before dawn Wednesday saying he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the museum roof, Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said.

Police and firefighters reached the roof, found a rope and cable and followed them to a vent shaft. Peering inside, they spotted Smith about 45 feet down.

"Mission failed," he told them.

Hoisted up and read his rights, Smith told police he was a "special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931" and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter, a police report said.

He said he was following orders to "defuse and confiscate" a Soviet-made nuclear warhead, specifically a "MERV6SS-22AN" warhead, according to the report. The bomb supposedly was hidden in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the museum basement, he said.

However, Smith told officers his "agency" called while he was in air-vent limbo to say it made a mistake and the bomb might be in a Memphis museum instead.

Police charged Smith with aggravated robbery. He was being held on $2,000 bond at the Knox County Jail. Authorities said he did not have a lawyer.

"Fortunately he was able to reach his cell phone," DeBusk said, "or he may not have been found for quite some time."

United States Illuminati is from the Da vinci Code. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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[Vipervenom18 10+ year member]

Hahahahahaha thank God for retarded ****ers making life amusing!

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Hillarious.

But the Illuminati is not from The DaVinci Code. It has been one of those conspiracy theories for quite some time.

 

[bball09124 10+ year member]

Sounds like he's schizophrenic, I'm surprised they charged him with robbery.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

No that's what the guys on CNN said.

 

[Speedbump3]

Flip?

 

[BobbyDD 10+ year member]

We have some winners around Knoxville here. he was only trying to help though. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[cf2004 10+ year member]

Sounds like he's schizophrenic, I'm surprised they charged him with robbery.

right, dude has to be crazy or something. owell good read and laugh

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

There is a sound clip of when he called in, I watched it last night. He was sounding serious and the EMT person was trying to not laugh.

 

[captaincheesey 10+ year member]

The only way to get unstuck is with.....

A flying elbow drop

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Only if their delivered by repelling from a helicopter.

 

[captaincheesey 10+ year member]

I am unaware of randy savages likeness of flying in helicoptors, but maybe a roflcopter will suffice?

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

Ya'll won't find it funny when a blue cow destroys TN. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Anyone notice that the pic of the guy kinda looks like Jason?

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Meh...maybe not.