Recent content by Crutch

Have a mint, complete HDMI Pro 360 w/ receipt, original box, 20 GB hardrive, wireless controller, ethernet cord, headset, play-n-charge kit, COD4, COD2, Bioshock, Crackdown, Scene It? w/ buzzers, Gears of War, Madden 07, King Kong, Condemned: Criminal Origins, and Condemned 2: Bloodshot. Would...

Last time I ate at a Checkers (about ten years ago) I was in Georgia or Florida I believe....anyway, I remember a shit load of HUGE roaches in the parking lot. Is that shit normal in the South, or not?

I have kids exactly at that age...I imagine I would feel the same way you are right now. Remember, you still have your son to live for. My prayers go out to you and your family.

I like me some nasty *** Rally's every once in a while....Taco Hell's good too...

Cabo Wabo (Sammy Hagar's brand) > all other tequila including Patron...much smoother Jack Daniels > all other bourbon...can't beat the Sour Mash for sippin..

Bone her friends, you'll like them better...

Jack Daniels > Jim Beam>Wild Turkey Can't go wrong with the Sour Mash...

uhh, yeah, she can get preg any way you do her....if you don't have a condom or BC. Piihb and you have no worries...

Bend that ***** over, piihb fer sher....

5 years

How much weed did you have? If it was under an ounce, just say it was yours. Where I live that's just a $100 fine. The rest of that shit "wasn't yours" though. Like someone said, you should've ate that shit...

Everlasting life...if you're around long enough, you'll figure out a way to still get *** even though you're deformed...you're definitely not getting any *** without a cawk...

Your only recourse is to kill her.

Crystal Pepsi and FRIED Cherry pies from McDonalds. Now they're "baked" and taste like shit. I also prefer dark meat McNuggets, not this "healthy" all white meat shit.

Number 9 is key. Do NOT wax for 3 weeks minimum.....