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<blockquote data-quote="captaincheesey" data-source="post: 5264713" data-attributes="member: 570524">Let&#039;s see.I decided to drink one night in my dorm room because I had a bottle of vodka just sitting around. Took two shots right before bed, as in took the shots then laid down. Wasn&#039;t drunk in the slightest. I awoke at like 4 in the morning three doors down the hall pissing on some Indian&#039;s wall and rug. They asked who I was and what I was doing in there. I replied with, &quot;I live here ****it.&quot; Then finished up and they turned on the lights. I realized it wasn&#039;t my dorm and started apologizing. They just sent me back to my dorm and the next day their room reeked of bleach and pine sol.Another time I came back from a party piss drunk, went to sleep with my laptop sitting at the end of the bed. Sometime during the night I had gotten up and actually taken a piss on my laptop, then proceeded to put a pillow over it. I woke up the next morning in a drunken stupor and wondered why my laptop was hot as hell and had water marks on it. That was fun to lie about to HP to get my laptop fixed.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="captaincheesey, post: 5264713, member: 570524"] Let's see. I decided to drink one night in my dorm room because I had a bottle of vodka just sitting around. Took two shots right before bed, as in took the shots then laid down. Wasn't drunk in the slightest. I awoke at like 4 in the morning three doors down the hall pissing on some Indian's wall and rug. They asked who I was and what I was doing in there. I replied with, "I live here ****it." Then finished up and they turned on the lights. I realized it wasn't my dorm and started apologizing. They just sent me back to my dorm and the next day their room reeked of bleach and pine sol. Another time I came back from a party piss drunk, went to sleep with my laptop sitting at the end of the bed. Sometime during the night I had gotten up and actually taken a piss on my laptop, then proceeded to put a pillow over it. I woke up the next morning in a drunken stupor and wondered why my laptop was hot as hell and had water marks on it. That was fun to lie about to HP to get my laptop fixed. [/QUOTE]

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