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<blockquote data-quote="andrew2944r" data-source="post: 5264289" data-attributes="member: 589447">I have had some crazy college nights of drinking so heavily I dont remember much....Sat up with some buddies on night drinking tequila, between 3 guys we polished of 3 bottles of Cabo Wabbo, I wound up getting a ride home cause I couldnt see straight. I had just got married 2 months before. Well I got home staggering in the door wife looking at me laughing cause I could hardly walk. She come up to me and helped me to the shower, I decided I needed to take a shit from what I can remember and she shut the door so of course I proceed to take a donkey kong sh1t, after ward I hoped in the shower I guess absolutely forgetting to wipe my a$$. 1 minute later my wife says she hears a giant thud comming from the bathroom and she comes running to see wtf It could be. She trys to open the door but cant get in cause I fell out of the bathtub with the shower curtian on top of me in front of the door. She hollering at me and I come to just enuf for my wife to walk in a a giant omg come from her, lol. Well needless to say after not wiping my a$$ after the dump and my hand lyin in the unflushed toilet, there was sh1t everywhere. She wound up cleaning up the bathroom and giving me a bath and putting me to bed. Woke up the next morning with her laughing at me and of course im oblivious of everything, and then she tells me the story, lool</blockquote>

[QUOTE="andrew2944r, post: 5264289, member: 589447"] I have had some crazy college nights of drinking so heavily I dont remember much.... Sat up with some buddies on night drinking tequila, between 3 guys we polished of 3 bottles of Cabo Wabbo, I wound up getting a ride home cause I couldnt see straight. I had just got married 2 months before. Well I got home staggering in the door wife looking at me laughing cause I could hardly walk. She come up to me and helped me to the shower, I decided I needed to take a shit from what I can remember and she shut the door so of course I proceed to take a donkey kong sh1t, after ward I hoped in the shower I guess absolutely forgetting to wipe my a$$. 1 minute later my wife says she hears a giant thud comming from the bathroom and she comes running to see wtf It could be. She trys to open the door but cant get in cause I fell out of the bathtub with the shower curtian on top of me in front of the door. She hollering at me and I come to just enuf for my wife to walk in a a giant omg come from her, lol. Well needless to say after not wiping my a$$ after the dump and my hand lyin in the unflushed toilet, there was sh1t everywhere. She wound up cleaning up the bathroom and giving me a bath and putting me to bed. Woke up the next morning with her laughing at me and of course im oblivious of everything, and then she tells me the story, lool [/QUOTE]

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