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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xchaosx" data-source="post: 801214" data-attributes="member: 552683">there is a guy who went to a farm to buy a pig. so he said to the farmer i want that pig... there how much does it weigh... the farmer put the tail of the pig in his mouth and lifted it up and said 85 lbs... the guy said no way your right... so the farmer said yea i am it's a gift the whole family has. the guy still a skeptic thinks the farmer is trying to rip him off. so the farmer calls for his son who does the same thing as his dad... turns the the guy and says 85 lbs but the guy still doesn't beileve them... so the farmer tells his son to go get his mother... the boy run off and comes back the farmer says to the boy where it your mother and the boy reply she will be right out she's busy weighing the mail man right now....there is a guy that is on a plane and he has to sh!t and the restroom has been full for some time now.... so he says to the flight attendent can i please use the womens rest room.. she replys yes but DO NOT touch any of the button ..he says ok and goes off the do his thing.. when he is finished he is looking for the toilet paper but there isn't any.. so he sees a botton with a roll.. on it so he pushed it and the pot wipe his a$$ for him.. he thought this is cool and curoisity got the best of him so he pushed the next button that had a picture of a cotton ball and a cotton ball came out and powdered is a$$.. so there was only one button left and it had a picture of string with a hand pulling down on it.. the guy thought what the hell could this be.. so he pushed it he wakes up in a hospital bed and says what the fock happened to the doctor!!! the doctor replys remember when the flight attendent told you not to use the buttons... the guy replys yea.. well that last button you pushed was an automatic tampon remover and your d!ck is under your pillow sir!!!!!!just freebees</blockquote>

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