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<blockquote data-quote="Worlddre" data-source="post: 732043" data-attributes="member: 556661">There is a brunettte who really hates blondes stranded in a desert alone. She is walking along wondering what to do when she comes across this &quot;magic lamp.&quot; She thinks of the movies and rubs it and *gasp* a genie comes out. The geneie says to her &quot;Ok since you have freed me you will be granted three wishes but the there is a catch...every blonde in the world will get twice what you get.&quot; The brunette is pissed but she soon gets over it and starts wishing. He first wish &quot; I wish for an incredibly handsome man.&quot; Genie says &quot;Ok but every blonde in the world with get two incredibly handsome men.&quot; Her second wish &quot; I wish for 1 million dollars.&quot; Genie says &quot;Granted but now every blonde in the world will get 2million dollars.&quot; Now she is getting really pissed until she thinks of her third wish. &quot;See that stick over there?&quot; she says to the genie. He responds &quot;yes.&quot; She smiles &quot;i want you to beat me half to death with it.A blonde walks into a har salon prepared to get her&nbsp; hair done wearing headphones. She sits down in the waiting area and waits for her appointed time. The stylist sees her and asks &quot;why are you wearing those headphones?&#039;&quot; She responds &quot;i have to wear them if i take them off i will die.&quot; So finally her appointment time comes and the stylists asks her to take them off she yells&quot; i cant take them off i will die. just style around them.&quot; So the stylists starts to do her hair and eventually the blonde falls asleep. So the stylists takes the head phones off and starts to do her hair again. About 3 mins later the blonde falls to the ground dead. The people around are wondering what the hell happened. So a bystander picks up the head phones to see what she was listening to and heard &quot;Breathe in Breathe Out Breat In Breathe Out.&quot;I AM BLACK BY THE WAYHow do you stop 5 black dudes from raping a white chick?Throw them a basketballWhat did they call the first black test tube baby?Janitor in a Drum</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Worlddre, post: 732043, member: 556661"] There is a brunettte who really hates blondes stranded in a desert alone. She is walking along wondering what to do when she comes across this "magic lamp." She thinks of the movies and rubs it and *gasp* a genie comes out. The geneie says to her "Ok since you have freed me you will be granted three wishes but the there is a catch...every blonde in the world will get twice what you get." The brunette is pissed but she soon gets over it and starts wishing. He first wish " I wish for an incredibly handsome man." Genie says "Ok but every blonde in the world with get two incredibly handsome men." Her second wish " I wish for 1 million dollars." Genie says "Granted but now every blonde in the world will get 2million dollars." Now she is getting really pissed until she thinks of her third wish. "See that stick over there?" she says to the genie. He responds "yes." She smiles "i want you to beat me half to death with it. A blonde walks into a har salon prepared to get her hair done wearing headphones. She sits down in the waiting area and waits for her appointed time. The stylist sees her and asks "why are you wearing those headphones?'" She responds "i have to wear them if i take them off i will die." So finally her appointment time comes and the stylists asks her to take them off she yells" i cant take them off i will die. just style around them." So the stylists starts to do her hair and eventually the blonde falls asleep. So the stylists takes the head phones off and starts to do her hair again. About 3 mins later the blonde falls to the ground dead. The people around are wondering what the hell happened. So a bystander picks up the head phones to see what she was listening to and heard "Breathe in Breathe Out Breat In Breathe Out." I AM BLACK BY THE WAY How do you stop 5 black dudes from raping a white chick? Throw them a basketball What did they call the first black test tube baby? Janitor in a Drum [/QUOTE]

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