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<blockquote data-quote="soundstreamer" data-source="post: 731935" data-attributes="member: 558924">one last try...a man walks into a bar with an aligator under his arm and plops it onto a table.&nbsp; he announces &quot;this is a well trained pet, do not be alarmed! here, i&#039;ll prove it to ya.&quot;. he tells the gator &quot;open your mouth&quot;, and sticks his arm inside the gator&#039;s mouth. he then says &quot;close your mouth&quot; and the gator closed it&#039;s mouth around his arm barely touching his skin with his teeth. the man proceeds to pound on the gator&#039;s head with his fist. &quot;open&quot;. the man shows his arm is unscathed to the astonished crowd. &quot;that&#039;s nothing! watch how much this gator can be trusted!&quot; . he then places his wang into the gator&#039;s mouth. &quot;close&quot;. he again starts pounding on the gator&#039;s head. &quot;open&quot;. pulls out his wang and shows it is also unscathed. the crowd was amased. &quot;anyone else want to try this?&quot; the man asks. a man in the crowd says: &quot;ok, as long as you don&#039;t punch me in the head so hard.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="soundstreamer, post: 731935, member: 558924"] one last try... a man walks into a bar with an aligator under his arm and plops it onto a table. he announces "this is a well trained pet, do not be alarmed! here, i'll prove it to ya.". he tells the gator "open your mouth", and sticks his arm inside the gator's mouth. he then says "close your mouth" and the gator closed it's mouth around his arm barely touching his skin with his teeth. the man proceeds to pound on the gator's head with his fist. "open". the man shows his arm is unscathed to the astonished crowd. "that's nothing! watch how much this gator can be trusted!" . he then places his wang into the gator's mouth. "close". he again starts pounding on the gator's head. "open". pulls out his wang and shows it is also unscathed. the crowd was amased. "anyone else want to try this?" the man asks. a man in the crowd says: "ok, as long as you don't punch me in the head so hard. [/QUOTE]

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