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<blockquote data-quote="NJack2AF" data-source="post: 731914" data-attributes="member: 558031"><p>This one has a stupid basis that wouldn't happen, but I like it.</p><p></p><p>An airplane is headed from LA to New York. They are leaking fuel and the pilot informs the passengers of this, and tells them they need to reduce weight so some people are going to have to jump. He says he will come back in 5 minutes for volunteers. 5 minutes later he returns and there are no volunteers, so he says okay we'll go by alphabetical order.</p><p></p><p>Okay...A... do we have any African Americans on board? No?</p><p></p><p>Alright...B... Any black people? No?</p><p></p><p>Hmm...C... Any colored people on the plane? No?</p><p></p><p>Just then a little boy near the back of the plane says to his dad, "Hey, aren't we all three of those daddy?" and his dad quickly Sshh's him and replies, "no son, today we are nlggers, because we come after the mexicans."</p><p></p><p>LOL, I'm not racist but I like that one.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NJack2AF, post: 731914, member: 558031"] This one has a stupid basis that wouldn't happen, but I like it. An airplane is headed from LA to New York. They are leaking fuel and the pilot informs the passengers of this, and tells them they need to reduce weight so some people are going to have to jump. He says he will come back in 5 minutes for volunteers. 5 minutes later he returns and there are no volunteers, so he says okay we'll go by alphabetical order. Okay...A... do we have any African Americans on board? No? Alright...B... Any black people? No? Hmm...C... Any colored people on the plane? No? Just then a little boy near the back of the plane says to his dad, "Hey, aren't we all three of those daddy?" and his dad quickly Sshh's him and replies, "no son, today we are nlggers, because we come after the mexicans." LOL, I'm not racist but I like that one. [/QUOTE]
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