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<blockquote data-quote="Acidburn" data-source="post: 731789" data-attributes="member: 551463">how is getting head from Hillary Clinton like walking a tight rope across the Grand Canyon?in neither case do you want to look downdid you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend told her he loved her?she believed hima f4g wakes in the morning and walks into the kitchen, and sees his boyfriend jacking off into a bag and he asks him what he is doing, and his boyfriend replies &quot;what do you think im doing?&nbsp; im packing your lunch&quot;a man is in the shower with his 6 year old daughter when she asks &quot;whats that between your legs daddy?&quot; he replies &quot;thats a penis hunny&quot; and she asks &quot;will i ever get one?&quot; and he replies &quot;yes, just as soon as mommy leave for work&quot;did you hear they came out with a new Oprah doll?Ken and Barbie needed a maidwhy should you be suspicious of any guy who keeps passing gas around you?because farts and f4ggots&#039; mating callswhats the best thing about getting head from an Etheopian chick?you know she&#039;ll swallowwhat is black and has 12 green tits?the garbage bag at a breast cancer clinichow can you tell if a Polack has been drinking from the toilet?his breath smells betterdid you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?he died laughing before he could tell anyone elsewhat did Jeffrey Dahmer do if he didnt like his neighbors?he scraped them off his platewhat is the most common pickup line used by black guys?&quot;scream, *****, and i&#039;ll kill you&quot;what did one f4ggot say to the other f4ggot at the gay bar?&quot;can i push your stool in?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Acidburn, post: 731789, member: 551463"] how is getting head from Hillary Clinton like walking a tight rope across the Grand Canyon? in neither case do you want to look down did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend told her he loved her? she believed him a f4g wakes in the morning and walks into the kitchen, and sees his boyfriend jacking off into a bag and he asks him what he is doing, and his boyfriend replies "what do you think im doing? im packing your lunch" a man is in the shower with his 6 year old daughter when she asks "whats that between your legs daddy?" he replies "thats a penis hunny" and she asks "will i ever get one?" and he replies "yes, just as soon as mommy leave for work" did you hear they came out with a new Oprah doll? Ken and Barbie needed a maid why should you be suspicious of any guy who keeps passing gas around you? because farts and f4ggots' mating calls whats the best thing about getting head from an Etheopian chick? you know she'll swallow what is black and has 12 green tits? the garbage bag at a breast cancer clinic how can you tell if a Polack has been drinking from the toilet? his breath smells better did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? he died laughing before he could tell anyone else what did Jeffrey Dahmer do if he didnt like his neighbors? he scraped them off his plate what is the most common pickup line used by black guys? "scream, *****, and i'll kill you" what did one f4ggot say to the other f4ggot at the gay bar? "can i push your stool in?" [/QUOTE]

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