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<blockquote data-quote="sampson" data-source="post: 731590" data-attributes="member: 550716"><p>Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.</p><p></p><p>j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.</p><p></p><p>Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.</p><p></p><p>j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.</p><p></p><p>j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.</p><p></p><p>Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.</p><p></p><p>j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.</p><p></p><p>j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.</p><p></p><p>Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.</p><p></p><p>j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.</p><p></p><p>Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ****ing charge your ***.</p><p></p><p>j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.</p><p></p><p>Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***.</p><p></p><p>Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.</p><p></p><p>j_gurli13: thats it.</p><p></p><p>Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.</p><p></p><p>Bloodninja: **** am I hard now.</p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.html#yo" target="_blank">http://www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.html#yo</a></p><p></p><p>My friend linked me up to this site. I am not taking all credit for these but I am taking all credit for showing it to you guys. Man those are good.</p><p></p><p>Oh yeah and what do Micheal Jackson and santa have in common???</p><p></p><p>They both leave little boys houses with empty sacs //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif .</p><p></p><p>That one was pretty good b/c it came from my mom.</p><p></p><p>Oh yeah and one more.........</p><p></p><p>There is a blonde and a brunette watching a CHANNEL 5 BREAKING NEWS!!! The Brunette just walks in from work and says whats going on. The blonde explains that there is a guy on the bridge who is threatening to jump. The blonde decides to make it interesting and bets the brunette 50$ that the guy won't jump. The brunette takes it and they watch intently. Then all of a sudden when it looks like he will be saved, L8r he jumps off the edge. Hit the water and its all over. So the blonde is about to pay the brunette and the brunette notices that this news happened earlier and it is a replay. So she tells the blonde its ok I heard about this crazy guy at work and already knew he was gonna jump, don't worry about the 50$. The blonde goes no thats cool I watched it earlier I just didnt' think he would have the balls to do it twice.</p><p></p><p>Thanks for putting me in the top 5</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sampson, post: 731590, member: 550716"] Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ****ing charge your ***. j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious. Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ***. Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli13: thats it. Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. Bloodninja: **** am I hard now. [URL="http://www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.html#yo"]http://www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.html#yo[/URL] My friend linked me up to this site. I am not taking all credit for these but I am taking all credit for showing it to you guys. Man those are good. Oh yeah and what do Micheal Jackson and santa have in common??? They both leave little boys houses with empty sacs [IMG]//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif[/IMG] . That one was pretty good b/c it came from my mom. Oh yeah and one more......... There is a blonde and a brunette watching a CHANNEL 5 BREAKING NEWS!!! The Brunette just walks in from work and says whats going on. The blonde explains that there is a guy on the bridge who is threatening to jump. The blonde decides to make it interesting and bets the brunette 50$ that the guy won't jump. The brunette takes it and they watch intently. Then all of a sudden when it looks like he will be saved, L8r he jumps off the edge. Hit the water and its all over. So the blonde is about to pay the brunette and the brunette notices that this news happened earlier and it is a replay. So she tells the blonde its ok I heard about this crazy guy at work and already knew he was gonna jump, don't worry about the 50$. The blonde goes no thats cool I watched it earlier I just didnt' think he would have the balls to do it twice. Thanks for putting me in the top 5 [/QUOTE]
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