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<blockquote data-quote="sampson" data-source="post: 730762" data-attributes="member: 550716">How do you tell you have a high sperm count???Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallowsHow do you tell a mechanic has had ***????He has 2 clean fingers.How does a chick make a guy eat shit????Wipes from the back to the front.****I&quot;M NOT A RACIST****So there is a jew sitting at a bar and all of a sudden a korean walks up and sits down next to him. The jew gets all kinds off and pushes the little korean guy off the bar stool. So the korean gets up and says what the hell did you do that for you jackass? The jew goes that was for world war II. The korean goes you dumbass I am korean not japanese. The jew goes screw it japanese, chinese, philipino there all asian and turns around. Then the korean thinks for a minute and smiles. He stands up and shoves that jew over with all the strength in his body. The jew gets up and goes what was that supposed to be payback for the world war II thing? The Korean goes no that was for sinking the titanic. The Jew goes WTF are you talking about, I&#039;m John Rosenburg? I didn&#039;t sink the titanic that was a ****ing Iceberg. The Korean goes Iceberg, Spielburg, Rosenburg its all the same to me.---------MY ALL TIME FAVORITE JOKE------------How do you starve a black person???Hide his food stamps under his work boots****I&quot;M NOT A RACIST****Hope you guys enjoy them and I really hope I get the prize //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="sampson, post: 730762, member: 550716"] How do you tell you have a high sperm count??? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows How do you tell a mechanic has had ***???? He has 2 clean fingers. How does a chick make a guy eat shit???? Wipes from the back to the front. ****I"M NOT A RACIST**** So there is a jew sitting at a bar and all of a sudden a korean walks up and sits down next to him. The jew gets all kinds off and pushes the little korean guy off the bar stool. So the korean gets up and says what the hell did you do that for you jackass? The jew goes that was for world war II. The korean goes you dumbass I am korean not japanese. The jew goes screw it japanese, chinese, philipino there all asian and turns around. Then the korean thinks for a minute and smiles. He stands up and shoves that jew over with all the strength in his body. The jew gets up and goes what was that supposed to be payback for the world war II thing? The Korean goes no that was for sinking the titanic. The Jew goes WTF are you talking about, I'm John Rosenburg? I didn't sink the titanic that was a ****ing Iceberg. The Korean goes Iceberg, Spielburg, Rosenburg its all the same to me. ---------MY ALL TIME FAVORITE JOKE------------ How do you starve a black person??? Hide his food stamps under his work boots ****I"M NOT A RACIST**** Hope you guys enjoy them and I really hope I get the prize [IMG]//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif[/IMG]. [/QUOTE]

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