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<blockquote data-quote="radel2dope" data-source="post: 730665" data-attributes="member: 550895">Why did Raggidy Ann get kicked out of the toybox?Because she sat on Pinnochio&#039;s face and told him to lie.What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur TradersWhat do you call a lesbian dinosaur?LickalottapussThere was a middle-aged woman who wanted to do something special for her husband.&nbsp; So she went to the doctor to have an operation to get tightened up downstairs.&nbsp; Before she goes to the doctor, she shaves the area clean.&nbsp; When she wakes up from the operation, there are 3 roses on her bed.&nbsp; She asks the doctor what they are for.&nbsp; The doctor replies, &quot;One is from me for giving me such a clean area to work with, and one is from your husband who cant wait for when you return nice and tight.&quot;&nbsp; The lady asks, &quot;Who is the third one from?&quot; The doctor replies, &quot;That is from Fred in the burn ward, he wants to thank you for his new ears.&quot;What&#039;s black, and sitting at the top of the stairs after a fire?Christopher ReevesWhats the difference between Buzz Aldrin and Michael Jackson?Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson f*cks kids.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="radel2dope, post: 730665, member: 550895"] Why did Raggidy Ann get kicked out of the toybox? Because she sat on Pinnochio's face and told him to lie. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss There was a middle-aged woman who wanted to do something special for her husband. So she went to the doctor to have an operation to get tightened up downstairs. Before she goes to the doctor, she shaves the area clean. When she wakes up from the operation, there are 3 roses on her bed. She asks the doctor what they are for. The doctor replies, "One is from me for giving me such a clean area to work with, and one is from your husband who cant wait for when you return nice and tight." The lady asks, "Who is the third one from?" The doctor replies, "That is from Fred in the burn ward, he wants to thank you for his new ears." What's black, and sitting at the top of the stairs after a fire? Christopher Reeves Whats the difference between Buzz Aldrin and Michael Jackson? Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson f*cks kids. [/QUOTE]

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