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<blockquote data-quote="Bigrick31" data-source="post: 730130" data-attributes="member: 553354"><p>Question you ever have to fart on a bur or an airplane or in some public place but you haven’t been farting all that day. You only knew that there was LOTS of it. In a situation like that what you have to do is release a TEST fart. You have to arrange to release Quietly and in a carefully controlled manner about 10%-15% of the of the total fart in order to determine if those around you can handle it. Or if in fact you may be about to precipitate a public health emergency now when releasing a test fart it is often good to engage in an act of subterfuge such as reaching for a magazine.&nbsp; “SAY IS THAT GOLF DIGEST?”&nbsp; well now that doesn’t smell too bad. In fact it’s rather pleasant. I think they ought to enjoy the rest of this baby. And it turns out to be one of those farts that would strip the varnish off a footlocker, the kind of fart that would end a marriage. Suddenly everyone around you heads for the exits even the people on the airplane. As you realize it is time to review your fiber intake. It might not be necessary each morning to eat an entire wicker swing set.</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="Bigrick31, post: 730130, member: 553354"] Question you ever have to fart on a bur or an airplane or in some public place but you haven’t been farting all that day. You only knew that there was LOTS of it. In a situation like that what you have to do is release a TEST fart. You have to arrange to release Quietly and in a carefully controlled manner about 10%-15% of the of the total fart in order to determine if those around you can handle it. Or if in fact you may be about to precipitate a public health emergency now when releasing a test fart it is often good to engage in an act of subterfuge such as reaching for a magazine. “SAY IS THAT GOLF DIGEST?” well now that doesn’t smell too bad. In fact it’s rather pleasant. I think they ought to enjoy the rest of this baby. And it turns out to be one of those farts that would strip the varnish off a footlocker, the kind of fart that would end a marriage. Suddenly everyone around you heads for the exits even the people on the airplane. As you realize it is time to review your fiber intake. It might not be necessary each morning to eat an entire wicker swing set. [/QUOTE]

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