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<blockquote data-quote="DBfan187" data-source="post: 6064993" data-attributes="member: 546747"><p>Lawyer: Did you blow your horn or anything?</p><p></p><p>Witness: After the accident?</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: Before the accident.</p><p></p><p>Witness: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: How old is your son? The one living with you.</p><p></p><p>Witness: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can''t remember which.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: How long has he lived with you?</p><p></p><p>Witness: Forty-five years.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?</p><p></p><p>Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: And why did that upset you?</p><p></p><p>Witness: My name is Susan.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated?</p><p></p><p>Witness: By death.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?</p><p></p><p>Witness: We both do.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: Voodoo?</p><p></p><p>Witness: We do.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: You do?</p><p></p><p>Witness: Yes, voodoo.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?</p><p></p><p>Witness: Yes.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: And what were you doing at that time?</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: What is your date of birth?</p><p></p><p>Witness: July fifteenth.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: What year?</p><p></p><p>Witness: Every year.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?</p><p></p><p>Witness: Yes.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?</p><p></p><p>Witness: Yes, sir.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: What did she say?</p><p></p><p>Witness: She said ''What disco am I at?''</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: Mr. Smith, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?</p><p></p><p>Witness: I went to Europe, Sir.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: And you took your new wife?</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: You say the stairs went down to the basement?</p><p></p><p>Witness: Yes.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also?</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: She had three children, right?</p><p></p><p>Witness: Yes.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: How many were boys?</p><p></p><p>Witness: None.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: Were there any girls?</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?</p><p></p><p>Witness: Yes.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: And in what ways does it affect your memory?</p><p></p><p>Witness: I forget things.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: Can you describe the individual you saw?</p><p></p><p>Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: Was this a male, or a female?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DBfan187, post: 6064993, member: 546747"] Lawyer: Did you blow your horn or anything? Witness: After the accident? Lawyer: Before the accident. Witness: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. Lawyer: How old is your son? The one living with you. Witness: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can''t remember which. Lawyer: How long has he lived with you? Witness: Forty-five years. Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Lawyer: And why did that upset you? Witness: My name is Susan. Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated? Witness: By death. Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated? Lawyer: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult? Witness: We both do. Lawyer: Voodoo? Witness: We do. Lawyer: You do? Witness: Yes, voodoo. Lawyer: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: And what were you doing at that time? Lawyer: What is your date of birth? Witness: July fifteenth. Lawyer: What year? Witness: Every year. Lawyer: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? Witness: Yes, sir. Lawyer: What did she say? Witness: She said ''What disco am I at?'' Lawyer: Mr. Smith, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? Witness: I went to Europe, Sir. Lawyer: And you took your new wife? Lawyer: You say the stairs went down to the basement? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also? Lawyer: She had three children, right? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: How many were boys? Witness: None. Lawyer: Were there any girls? Lawyer: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: And in what ways does it affect your memory? Witness: I forget things. Lawyer: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Lawyer: Can you describe the individual you saw? Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard. Lawyer: Was this a male, or a female? [/QUOTE]
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