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<blockquote data-quote="cbriggs89" data-source="post: 5554300" data-attributes="member: 606692">Everyone may have heard these already, but I learned them from a black guy at work.What&#039;s the difference between a black guy and a pizza?A pizza can feed a family of four.What&#039;s long, black and smells funny?The welfare lineWhat&#039;s the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit?The bucketWhat do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?AvalancheWhat do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?Mud slideWhat do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?Jail breakWhat do you do when you wake up and see your tv floating across the room?Turn on the light and shoot the black guyWhat do you call a bus full of black guys falling off a cliff?A miracleAnother one that my uncle told me:John and Sally are in a preschool class together, and are good friends. One day John sees his dad climbing out of the shower and asks what that thing between his legs is. His father replies, &quot;it&#039;s a car, you should try to park your car in as many garages as you can before you get out of high school.&quot; At the same time, Sally sees her mother getting out of the shower, and asks, &quot;what&#039;s that between your legs?&quot; Her mother replies, &quot;It&#039;s my garage. Don&#039;t let anyone try to park their car in your garage until you&#039;re married.&quot; The next day, Sally comes home from school will blood all over her hands, and her mother asks, &quot;What happened to you at school?!&quot; Sally replies, &quot;John tried to park his car in my garage today, so I ripped off his back wheels.&quot;Not that funny, I know, but I just read through the entire thread and figured I should add something.And btw, I&#039;M NOT RACIST OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, THESE ARE ALL JUST JOKES, NOTHING MORE.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="cbriggs89, post: 5554300, member: 606692"] Everyone may have heard these already, but I learned them from a black guy at work. What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. What's long, black and smells funny? The welfare line What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jail break What do you do when you wake up and see your tv floating across the room? Turn on the light and shoot the black guy What do you call a bus full of black guys falling off a cliff? A miracle Another one that my uncle told me: John and Sally are in a preschool class together, and are good friends. One day John sees his dad climbing out of the shower and asks what that thing between his legs is. His father replies, "it's a car, you should try to park your car in as many garages as you can before you get out of high school." At the same time, Sally sees her mother getting out of the shower, and asks, "what's that between your legs?" Her mother replies, "It's my garage. Don't let anyone try to park their car in your garage until you're married." The next day, Sally comes home from school will blood all over her hands, and her mother asks, "What happened to you at school?!" Sally replies, "John tried to park his car in my garage today, so I ripped off his back wheels." Not that funny, I know, but I just read through the entire thread and figured I should add something. And btw, I'M NOT RACIST OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, THESE ARE ALL JUST JOKES, NOTHING MORE. [/QUOTE]

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