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<blockquote data-quote="jonnybusa" data-source="post: 3223883" data-attributes="member: 574197">What do you get when you cross a mexican and an oriental?A car thief that cant drive.how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?put velcro on the cieling.One day a mother decides to take a bath, and brings her little daughter in w/ her.While bathing, the daughter looks at moms vag, and says &quot;mommy, whats that?&quot;The first thing she though of was&nbsp; &quot;oh, thats my washcloth.&quot;&quot;Oh&quot; says the little girl, and no more is said.......A week later, one night, the mom decides to shave her whole vag for her husband in the sack, and the next morning she and the little girl are in the bathtub again.......The daughter excitedly says&nbsp; &quot;mommy, where&#039;s your washcloth at?!?!?!?&quot;Qiuckly again, mom comes up w/&nbsp; &quot;ummmmmm, i lost it last night, and cant find it!&quot;Again, the little girl says &quot;oh&quot; and loses interest.A few days go by and the daughter runs into the kitchen where mom is, and excitedly screams&nbsp; &quot;MOMMY, MOMMY........I FOUND YOUR WASHCLOTH YOU LOST!!!&quot;Mom, confused, says &quot;where, where?&quot;The girl screams&nbsp; &quot;THE MAID HAS IT, AND SHE&#039;S WASHING DADDY&#039;S FACE W/ IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="jonnybusa, post: 3223883, member: 574197"] What do you get when you cross a mexican and an oriental? A car thief that cant drive. how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? put velcro on the cieling. One day a mother decides to take a bath, and brings her little daughter in w/ her. While bathing, the daughter looks at moms vag, and says "mommy, whats that?" The first thing she though of was "oh, thats my washcloth." "Oh" says the little girl, and no more is said....... A week later, one night, the mom decides to shave her whole vag for her husband in the sack, and the next morning she and the little girl are in the bathtub again.......The daughter excitedly says "mommy, where's your washcloth at?!?!?!?" Qiuckly again, mom comes up w/ "ummmmmm, i lost it last night, and cant find it!" Again, the little girl says "oh" and loses interest. A few days go by and the daughter runs into the kitchen where mom is, and excitedly screams "MOMMY, MOMMY........I FOUND YOUR WASHCLOTH YOU LOST!!!" Mom, confused, says "where, where?" The girl screams "THE MAID HAS IT, AND SHE'S WASHING DADDY'S FACE W/ IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!" [/QUOTE]

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