why i fired my secretary.

[60ndown 10+ year member]

Why I fired my Secretary.

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> Last week was my birthday

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> and I didn't feel very well

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> waking up on that morning.

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> I went downstairs for breakfast

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> hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and

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> possibly have a small present for me.

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> As it turned out,

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> she barely said good morning,

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> let alone " Happy Birthday."

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> I thought...Well,

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> that's marriage for you,

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> but the kids....

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> They will remember.

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> My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.

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> So when I left for the office,

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> I felt pretty low

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> and somewhat despondent.

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> As I walked into my office,

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> my secretary Jane said,

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> "Good Morning Boss,

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> and by the way

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> Happy Birthday! "

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> It felt a little better

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> that at least someone had remembered.

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> I worked until one o'clock,

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> when Jane knocked on my door

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> and said, "You know,

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> It's such a beautiful day outside,

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> and it is your Birthday,

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> what do you say we go out to lunch,

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> just you and me."

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> I said, "Thanks, Jane,

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> that's the greatest thing

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> I've heard all day.

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> Let's go!"

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> We went to lunch.

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> But we didn't go

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> where we normally would go.

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> She chose instead at a quiet bistro

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> with a private table.

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> We had two martinis each

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> and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

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> On the way back to the office,

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> Jane said, "You know,

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> It's such a beautiful day...

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> We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?"

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> I responded,

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> "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

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> She said,

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> "Let's drop by my apartment,

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> it's just around the corner."

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> After arriving at her apartment,

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> Jane turned to me and said,

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> "Boss, if you don't mind,

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> I'm going to step into the bedroom

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> for just a moment.

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> I'll be right back."

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> "Ok." I nervously replied.

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> She went into the bedroom and,

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> after a couple of minutes,

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> she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...

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> Followed

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> by my wife,

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> my kids,

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> and dozens of my friends

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> and co-workers,

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> all singing "Happy Birthday".

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> And I just sat there...

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> On the couch...

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> Naked.

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[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

lol.

Is that a post?

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

should be put in the loundge. But funny as hell

 

[aeronautica86 10+ year member]

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[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

so what happened afterward? r u sleeping on the couch or in the car? did u get to stick it to jane?

 

[2loud4u 10+ year member]

Lol

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

hahahahahahahahah,

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[azbass 5,000+ posts]

d'oh

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

"and i just sat there on the couch naked"

thats great.

 

[klepto 10+ year member]

Lol x2

 

[supraman1379 10+ year member]

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[StealthKill 10+ year member]

I gotta know what happened! lol.

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

trama for the kids? lawl.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

I gotta know what happened! lol.

im fairly certain it was a joke sent via email with all the >> in it. dont think it really happened to him.

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Good read

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

im fairly certain it was a joke sent via email with all the >> in it. dont think it really happened to him.

Geeee.... don't you love it when you get these reminders of how dense some people are on here.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Great joke! I can actually imagine a few of my buddies falling for that..

 

[xxxpower 10+ year member]

lmfao:laugh:

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

**** that was pretty funny

 

[5thgenaccord 10+ year member]

that was an awesome story!