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<blockquote data-quote="A-hole" data-source="post: 79405" data-attributes="member: 541635">1 - *******[spoken]Folks, I&#039;d like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don&#039;t know.I&#039;m just a regular Joe with a regular jobI&#039;m your average white suburbanite slobI like football and ***** and books about warI&#039;ve got an average house with a nic hardwood floorMy wife and my job, my kids and my carMy feet on my table, and a cuban cigarBut sometimes that just ain&#039;t enough to keep a man like me interested(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)No, I&#039;ve gotta go out and have funAt someone else&#039;s expense(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahI drive really slow in the ultrafast laneWhile people behind me are going insaneI&#039;m an ******* (He&#039;s an *******, what an *******)I&#039;m an ******* (He&#039;s an *******, such an *******)I use public toilets and piss on the seatI walk around in the summertime saying, &quot;How about this heat?&quot;I&#039;m an ******* (He&#039;s an *******, what an *******)I&#039;m an ******* (He&#039;s the world&#039;s biggest *******)Sometimes I park in handicapped spacesWhile handicapped people make handicapped facesI&#039;m an ******* (He&#039;s an *******, what an *******)I&#039;m an ******* (He&#039;s a real ****ing *******)Maybe I shouldn&#039;t be singing this songRanting and raving and carrying onMaybe they&#039;re right when they tell me I&#039;m wrongNaaaah!I&#039;m an ******* (He&#039;s an *******, what an *******)I&#039;m an ******* (He&#039;s the world&#039;s biggest *******)[spoken]You know what I&#039;m gonna do? I&#039;m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I&#039;m gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, ******* down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald&#039;s in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I&#039;m done ******* down those grease ball burgers, I&#039;m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I&#039;m gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain&#039;t a God ****ed thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that&#039;s why.[spoken]Two words. Nuclear ****ing weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won&#039;t make a lick of difference because we&#039;ve got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne&#039;s not dead - he&#039;s frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we&#039;re gonna thaw out the duke and he&#039;s gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that&#039;s how pissed off the Duke&#039;s gonna be. I&#039;m gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...(Hey)and Lee Marvin(Hey)and Sam Pekinpah(Hey)And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...(Hey, you know you really are an *******)Why don&#039;t you just shut-up and sing the song pal!I&#039;m an ******* (He&#039;s an *******, what an *******)I&#039;m an ******* (He&#039;s the world&#039;s biggest *******)A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E[barking]Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf ArfFung achng tum a fung tum a fling chumOooh Oooh[spoken]I&#039;m an ******* and proud of it!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</blockquote>

[QUOTE="A-hole, post: 79405, member: 541635"] 1 - ******* [spoken] Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know. I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white suburbanite slob I like football and ***** and books about war I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh) No, I've gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense (Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane While people behind me are going insane I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******) I'm an ******* (He's an *******, such an *******) I use public toilets and piss on the seat I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?" I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******) I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******) Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******) I'm an ******* (He's a real ****ing *******) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong Naaaah! I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******) I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******) [spoken] You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, ******* down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done ******* down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God ****ed thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. [spoken] Two words. Nuclear ****ing weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes... (Hey) and Lee Marvin (Hey) and Sam Pekinpah (Hey) And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas... (Hey, you know you really are an *******) Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal! I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******) I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******) A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E [barking] Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum Oooh Oooh [spoken] I'm an ******* and proud of it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [/QUOTE]

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