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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ramos" data-source="post: 505949" data-attributes="member: 540858">Got another story for ya. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif   Since my wifes passing I have been going through some rough times. But I have learned you have to keep going. Anywho, several of my friends keep trying to set me up with different women. Well I have been out with a couple of them, one of which happened to be a stripper. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif   We went out to dinner and a movie ( not much else to do in hillbilly Holler ) After the movie we went out for drinks. As we sat there getting T-totally wasted //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif I asked her what she wanted to do. She said she didn't really care. Me being me, I jokingly said well let's go the the strip club. SHe said sure let's go //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif Well hell yeah let's go //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif If you ever have a chance to go to a strip club with a stripper I would highly suggest you take them up on the offer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif   I'm sitting there thinking does life get any better. Well about that time I noticed a couple of other friends of mine sitting over at a table off to the side. One of which I have known since I was a wee tyke. So I decide to have some fun. Many moons ago I was at this friends house and over heard his parents going at it in the bedroom. And I heard the greatest phrase I have ever heard in my life uttered  Quite embarrassing for him, but I thought it was hillarious. I have nor will I ever let him live it down. I talked to one of the strippers that was working, talked her into giving him a lap dance. So she went over to his table started grinding all over him. Getting him all hot and bothered. And right before she was done she leaned over and whispered the greatest phrase of all time that I heard his mother say to his father many years ago.     Ride me you pot bellied stallion HE stood straight up looked around and hollered "God d@mn it Raymond where are you " . Needless to say I was laying in the floor laughing and writhing in pain.  With a friend like me who needs enemies //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif</blockquote>

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