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<blockquote data-quote="DBfan187" data-source="post: 2359619" data-attributes="member: 546747">Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!The other night I was invited out for a night with &quot;the girls.&quot; I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, &quot;I promise!&quot;Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos...... (MIDNIGHT)The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him &quot;Midnight&quot;.He didn&#039;t seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!Then he said, &quot;I think we need a new cuckoo clock.&quot; When I asked him why?, he said, &quot;Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, &quot;Oh SHIT!&quot;, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it&#039;s throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="DBfan187, post: 2359619, member: 546747"] Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married! The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos...... (MIDNIGHT) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "I think we need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh SHIT!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." [/QUOTE]

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