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<blockquote data-quote="AJ²06" data-source="post: 2171756" data-attributes="member: 569001"><p>Okay so a guy is</p><p></p><p>near the</p><p></p><p>end of his</p><p></p><p>senior</p><p></p><p>year in high school.</p><p></p><p>Unfortunately,</p><p></p><p>he still has to share a room with his</p><p></p><p>younger</p><p></p><p>brother who is only 9</p><p></p><p>years</p><p></p><p>old.</p><p></p><p>One night, he decides to bring his</p><p></p><p>girlfriend home</p><p></p><p>for a little fun.</p><p></p><p>They</p><p></p><p>have bunk beds and the guy notices that</p><p></p><p>his little</p><p></p><p>brother is already</p><p></p><p>asleep</p><p></p><p>on the lower bunk, so he and his</p><p></p><p>girlfriend climb</p><p></p><p>up</p><p></p><p>to the top bunk.</p><p></p><p>As you</p><p></p><p>might expect things start to heat up.</p><p></p><p>The guy remembers that his little brother</p><p></p><p>is</p><p></p><p>sleeping below so he tells</p><p></p><p>his</p><p></p><p>girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants</p><p></p><p>it</p><p></p><p>harder and "tomato" if</p><p></p><p>she</p><p></p><p>wants a new position.</p><p></p><p>Lettuce!!!</p><p></p><p>Tomato!!!</p><p></p><p>Lettuce!!!</p><p></p><p>Tomato!!!</p><p></p><p>Lettuce!!!</p><p></p><p>Tomato!!!</p><p></p><p>She screams</p><p></p><p>Lettuce!!!</p><p></p><p>Tomato!!!</p><p></p><p>Whoa!!!</p><p></p><p>PULL IT OUT!!!</p><p></p><p>PULL IT OUT NOW!!!</p><p></p><p>I can't get pregnant!</p><p></p><p>Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,</p><p></p><p>would you</p><p></p><p>guys stop making</p><p></p><p>sandwiches up there! You're getting</p><p></p><p>mayonnaise</p><p></p><p>all over my</p><p></p><p>face!*!*!*!*!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AJ²06, post: 2171756, member: 569001"] Okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*! [/QUOTE]
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