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<blockquote data-quote="stones" data-source="post: 1411769" data-attributes="member: 540734">For joo bastages!!Q. How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?A. None. That&#039;s a woman&#039;s job.Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?A. Divorced!Q. What&#039;s worst than a male chauvinist pig?A. A woman who won&#039;t do what she&#039;s told!Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?A. None. It should already be opened by the time she gets it to you!Q. How do you fix a woman&#039;s watch?A. Why bother? There&#039;s a clock on the oven!Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?A. When she starts her sentence with &quot;A man once told me...&quot;Q. What&#039;s the difference between a dog and a fox?A. About 5 drinks.Q. If your dog is barking at the backdoor and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?A. The dog, because he&#039;ll be quiet once you let him in.Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?A. None. It should be open by the time she gets it to you!Q. How long does it take a woman to clean a toilet?A. Who cares as long as dinner is on the table by 6!Q. Why don&#039;t women need driver&#039;s licensesA. Because there aren&#039;t any roads from the kitchen to the bedroom.Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?A. Nothing. You already told her twice!Q. Would do your pregnant girlfriend and a slinky have in common?A. They could both use a good push down the stairs.Q. Why couldn&#039;t Helen Keller drive?A. Because she was a woman!Q. How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?A. Get her a shovel!Q. Why do women have two sets of lips?A. So that they can piss and moan at the same time.Q. What do you call the useless area around a ******?A. A woman!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="stones, post: 1411769, member: 540734"] For joo bastages!! Q. How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet? A. None. That's a woman's job. Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A. Divorced! Q. What's worst than a male chauvinist pig? A. A woman who won't do what she's told! Q. How many men does it take to open a beer? A. None. It should already be opened by the time she gets it to you! Q. How do you fix a woman's watch? A. Why bother? There's a clock on the oven! Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." Q. What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A. About 5 drinks. Q. If your dog is barking at the backdoor and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A. The dog, because he'll be quiet once you let him in. Q. How many men does it take to open a beer? A. None. It should be open by the time she gets it to you! Q. How long does it take a woman to clean a toilet? A. Who cares as long as dinner is on the table by 6! Q. Why don't women need driver's licenses A. Because there aren't any roads from the kitchen to the bedroom. Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. Nothing. You already told her twice! Q. Would do your pregnant girlfriend and a slinky have in common? A. They could both use a good push down the stairs. Q. Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A. Because she was a woman! Q. How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? A. Get her a shovel! Q. Why do women have two sets of lips? A. So that they can piss and moan at the same time. Q. What do you call the useless area around a ******? A. A woman! [/QUOTE]

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