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<blockquote data-quote="bhsdriller" data-source="post: 5012293" data-attributes="member: 578178"><p>this is very real i have a close personal friend who can fly he only does it when no one is looking because he does not want to abuse the great power also when i had to move down the block last month he picked up my couch with his mind i didnt see it because i was reading vogue homme because i saw jude law reading it in that movie alfie and i want to be up to date on the fashion scene and they put these little cologne samples in the magazine hidden in flaps of paper that you just pull apart and smell the cologne but really they should have a woman around or something because if it smells really good to you it will probably just smell really good to other guys and for the most part i dont want to attract other guys unless they are really rich and carry it all around with them and its like 3am in an alley and i have a baseball bat or some sort of weapon because nobody is going to just give it up without a fight but i really think this is better than working like a blue-collar stiff for the rest of my life since i have sort of sensitive skin on my hands and i dont really like how much dirt gets under my fingernails at my current job it costs me like sixty dollars for a manicure these days because all these poofs come up from frisco and open salons for their poof friends which raises the market value of manicures and other beauty treatments like when i get my eyebrows waxed it used to cost me about seven fifty but its up around twelve now i guess because they use a new kind of wax i think from paraguay which worries me because i read in time magazine this huge expose on paraguayian wax farm workers and how badly they are treated by their wax barons who just steal wax outright to keep their huge handlebar mustaches aloft and their bears looking nice and sinister which is quite a look honestly i might grow a nice devilish beard i just don't know how i can smuggle enough paraguay wax across the border without some sort of wax mule to ferry it over the border in condoms shoved into his rectum and i dont know what effect condom lubricant will have on my beard wax</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bhsdriller, post: 5012293, member: 578178"] this is very real i have a close personal friend who can fly he only does it when no one is looking because he does not want to abuse the great power also when i had to move down the block last month he picked up my couch with his mind i didnt see it because i was reading vogue homme because i saw jude law reading it in that movie alfie and i want to be up to date on the fashion scene and they put these little cologne samples in the magazine hidden in flaps of paper that you just pull apart and smell the cologne but really they should have a woman around or something because if it smells really good to you it will probably just smell really good to other guys and for the most part i dont want to attract other guys unless they are really rich and carry it all around with them and its like 3am in an alley and i have a baseball bat or some sort of weapon because nobody is going to just give it up without a fight but i really think this is better than working like a blue-collar stiff for the rest of my life since i have sort of sensitive skin on my hands and i dont really like how much dirt gets under my fingernails at my current job it costs me like sixty dollars for a manicure these days because all these poofs come up from frisco and open salons for their poof friends which raises the market value of manicures and other beauty treatments like when i get my eyebrows waxed it used to cost me about seven fifty but its up around twelve now i guess because they use a new kind of wax i think from paraguay which worries me because i read in time magazine this huge expose on paraguayian wax farm workers and how badly they are treated by their wax barons who just steal wax outright to keep their huge handlebar mustaches aloft and their bears looking nice and sinister which is quite a look honestly i might grow a nice devilish beard i just don't know how i can smuggle enough paraguay wax across the border without some sort of wax mule to ferry it over the border in condoms shoved into his rectum and i dont know what effect condom lubricant will have on my beard wax [/QUOTE]
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