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<blockquote data-quote="Bluntman420" data-source="post: 845753" data-attributes="member: 559974">ok heres a racist joke..lol...a guy walks into a bar, orders a shot of whiskey and a glass of beer. he pounds the whiskey and chugs the beer. he turns to the bartender and says &quot;whos the toughest mother f&#039;er in here&quot;...the bartender looks around and says &quot;its gotta be that farmer over there, he can lift 600 pounds&quot;...the guy walks over to the farmer beats his a s s and walks out. the next day the guy comes in again, orders a glass of beer and a shot of whiskey...chugs the whiskey, pounds the beer and asks the bartender &quot;who&#039;s the toughest mother f&#039;er in here&quot;...bartender looks around and says...&quot;it would have to be that chinese guy over there, hell kill you 6 times before you hit the ground&quot;...guy walks over kicks his a s s and walks out&quot;...so the bartender has this friend that works at the zoo who stopped in for a drink, and they get to talking...bartender says he has this customer who comes in and is beating up all of his other customers...so the guy that works for the zoo says he has this huige gorilla who would definitely kill the guy....so they set up a plan to put the gorilla in the bathroom and when he asks who the toughest guy in there is the bartender will tell him he is in the bathroom...so they get it all set up and the guy walks in...he orders a shot of whiskey and a glass of beer...chugs the whiskey and pounds the beer...asks the bartender &quot;who&#039;s the toughest mother f&#039;er in here&quot;?..bartender looks around and says &quot;i dont see him right now i think he is in the bathroom&quot; so the guy walks into the bathroom...the bartender goes to the door and hears all this wrestling and banging...about 5 minutes later the guy walks out and says &quot;you tell that n.igger when he wakes up i threw his furcoat outside&quot;...haha.....now im not racist(just to get that clear) but that sh*t is funny!!!!!!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Bluntman420, post: 845753, member: 559974"] ok heres a racist joke..lol... a guy walks into a bar, orders a shot of whiskey and a glass of beer. he pounds the whiskey and chugs the beer. he turns to the bartender and says "whos the toughest mother f'er in here"...the bartender looks around and says "its gotta be that farmer over there, he can lift 600 pounds"...the guy walks over to the farmer beats his a s s and walks out. the next day the guy comes in again, orders a glass of beer and a shot of whiskey...chugs the whiskey, pounds the beer and asks the bartender "who's the toughest mother f'er in here"...bartender looks around and says..."it would have to be that chinese guy over there, hell kill you 6 times before you hit the ground"...guy walks over kicks his a s s and walks out"...so the bartender has this friend that works at the zoo who stopped in for a drink, and they get to talking...bartender says he has this customer who comes in and is beating up all of his other customers...so the guy that works for the zoo says he has this huige gorilla who would definitely kill the guy....so they set up a plan to put the gorilla in the bathroom and when he asks who the toughest guy in there is the bartender will tell him he is in the bathroom...so they get it all set up and the guy walks in...he orders a shot of whiskey and a glass of beer...chugs the whiskey and pounds the beer...asks the bartender "who's the toughest mother f'er in here"?..bartender looks around and says "i dont see him right now i think he is in the bathroom" so the guy walks into the bathroom...the bartender goes to the door and hears all this wrestling and banging...about 5 minutes later the guy walks out and says "you tell that n.igger when he wakes up i threw his furcoat outside"...haha.....now im not racist(just to get that clear) but that sh*t is funny!!!!!! [/QUOTE]

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