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<blockquote data-quote="Flex68" data-source="post: 7826689" data-attributes="member: 638503">A shit storyOpening day of trout fishing when I was a kid. My uncle piles into the old man&#039;s truck with a bottle of Milk of Magnesia in his hand, and the old man asks him what is going on.Unc says, &quot;I ain&#039;t shit in two days.&quot; Pops says, &quot;You think its a good idea to try to work that problem out this morning?&quot;Unc is a grumpy old bastard and basically tells my pops to pith off, its his ass, turns the bottle up and takes a couple BIG swallows.We drive to the creek, get our waders and gear on, and get in the creek.... people sitting all along both sides of the bank. We fish for about 30 minutes when I hear a couple old ladies on the bank start going off. I&#039;m thinking one of them caught a nice trout, so I turn around.There&#039;s Unc in the middle of the creek, waders down around his knees.He had shit all over himself, pulled out his fillet knife, and cut off his underwear right in front of the old women. Calmly stood there and washed his ass while remarking , &quot;What? You ain&#039;t never seen a man shit his pants before?&quot;Grumpy old bastard had style!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Flex68, post: 7826689, member: 638503"] A s[B]hi[/B]t story Opening day of trout fishing when I was a kid. My uncle piles into the old man's truck with a bottle of Milk of Magnesia in his hand, and the old man asks him what is going on. Unc says, "I ain't s[B]hi[/B]t in two days." Pops says, "You think its a good idea to try to work that problem out this morning?" Unc is a grumpy old bastard and basically tells my pops to pith off, its his a[B]s[/B]s, turns the bottle up and takes a couple BIG swallows. We drive to the creek, get our waders and gear on, and get in the creek.... people sitting all along both sides of the bank. We fish for about 30 minutes when I hear a couple old ladies on the bank start going off. I'm thinking one of them caught a nice trout, so I turn around. There's Unc in the middle of the creek, waders down around his knees. He had s[B]hi[/B]t all over himself, pulled out his fillet knife, and cut off his underwear right in front of the old women. Calmly stood there and washed his a[B]s[/B]s while remarking , "What? You ain't never seen a man s[B]hi[/B]t his pants before?" Grumpy old bastard had style! [/QUOTE]

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